We broke up because...

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  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    He kept yelling “Sharon” like Ozzy Osborne...
    My name is Beka....
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She was bipolar
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He borrowed clothes from my wardrobe without even asking.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,348 Member
    She kept fighting over me even with girls that didn't want me.

    Wouldn't tell me what a vacuum table was

    You really don't want to let him show you 😂

    He is too innocent for that

    Ok I'm good with out knowing 😂

    You googled it, didn't you?

    Lmao I'm to scared to

    Josh, I dare you. You'll never see Gus in the same light 😂

    And we broke up when he told me he was going out to photograph the birds and the bees but it really was just birds

    I learned my lesson with googling blue waffle. Never again 😂

    Now I just have to Google blue waffle

    I sure hope you didn't...lol
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,348 Member
    She kept fighting over me even with girls that didn't want me.

    Wouldn't tell me what a vacuum table was

    You really don't want to let him show you 😂

    He is too innocent for that

    Ok I'm good with out knowing 😂

    You googled it, didn't you?

    Lmao I'm to scared to

    Josh, I dare you. You'll never see Gus in the same light 😂

    And we broke up when he told me he was going out to photograph the birds and the bees but it really was just birds

    I learned my lesson with googling blue waffle. Never again 😂

    Now I just have to Google blue waffle

    I sure hope you didn't...lol

    I did but didn't see pics, the description alone was more than enough 🤢

    hahahaha
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    would never do such a thing..
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,508 Member
    She wouldn't do any of the things I suggest. A lot of money wasted on perfectly good leather.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    For the last time, I'm sorry I left you in the swing, when the phone rang it was a family emergency I had to leave immediately. I did send the police around 2 days later though :D
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,348 Member
    PopRox90 wrote: »
    would never do such a thing..

    :love:
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    She wouldn't do any of the things I suggest. A lot of money wasted on perfectly good leather.

    :D
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    PopRox90 wrote: »
    would never do such a thing..

    :love:

    ;)
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She made me go to the stores with her and she put chokers on me to see what they looked like! Which was ok but when she made me wear a TBD It just went to far I had to break it off!
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,508 Member
    For the last time, I'm sorry I left you in the swing, when the phone rang it was a family emergency I had to leave immediately. I did send the police around 2 days later though :D

    Said she had sent for the police to help me, turns out she did it by post - second class!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    For the last time, I'm sorry I left you in the swing, when the phone rang it was a family emergency I had to leave immediately. I did send the police around 2 days later though :D

    Said she had sent for the police to help me, turns out she did it by post - second class!

    Hey, I still sent them though..
    So ungrateful sheesh 😁
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
    Her emergency contact was a male stripper named Kilo
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    stopped spotting me at the gym and was focusing on the new gal
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    She would only watch the weather channel...totally obsessed with “Why planes crash” then asks where I want to go on vacation....
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
    Her cousins fiance told her to
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    He ran out of ring pops
  • cdlee4
    cdlee4 Posts: 507 Member
    edited November 2019
    we broke up? sad, i had no idea