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  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    For the last time, I'm sorry I left you in the swing, when the phone rang it was a family emergency I had to leave immediately. I did send the police around 2 days later though :D

    Said she had sent for the police to help me, turns out she did it by post - second class!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    TheMrWobbly wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    For the last time, I'm sorry I left you in the swing, when the phone rang it was a family emergency I had to leave immediately. I did send the police around 2 days later though :D

    Said she had sent for the police to help me, turns out she did it by post - second class!

    Hey, I still sent them though..
    So ungrateful sheesh 😁
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    Her emergency contact was a male stripper named Kilo
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
    stopped spotting me at the gym and was focusing on the new gal
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    She would only watch the weather channel...totally obsessed with “Why planes crash” then asks where I want to go on vacation....
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
    Her cousins fiance told her to
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    He ran out of ring pops
  • cdlee4
    cdlee4 Posts: 507 Member
    edited November 2019
    we broke up? sad, i had no idea
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He gave his dog more attention than me! Can’t really blame him 🐶🥰
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She had dog breath all the time. Smelled like other dogs too. :D
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He disappeared on me for over a week! Didn’t even leave a note! 😊
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
    To scared to cross the border
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    he bought the wrong flavor of ring pops..
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    She didn't like New Order.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    edited November 2019
    Thought every day was a blue monday
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Idk why,.. come back, I can't live without you, life is meaningless :(
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Idk why,.. come back, I can't live without you, life is meaningless :(

    That love triangle thing. Just bizarre
  • Essenzookzee
    Essenzookzee Posts: 3,002 Member
    Football football football
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    She would predial 911 on her phone every time we were about to get naughty
  • PopRox90
    PopRox90 Posts: 6,979 Member
    he picked another girl
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    She knew i was scared of clowns but she still got 2 clowns tattooed on herself
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
    He cried when he seen Ronald McDonald
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    edited November 2019
    He was robbed by the hamburglar... and couldn’t admit he was roughed up by a guy with a burger for a head.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    Pretty sure she was feeding me 'special' brownies after I thought I had been beaten up by a guy with a hamburger for a head!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nuttier than a snickers :D
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    She couldn't stand me winning arm wrestling her, so she moved on to someone she could actually defeat
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Also nuts.. crazy, paranoid delusional 🤯
    Cried when he was beat at arm wrestling by a girl :D
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Also nuts.. crazy, paranoid delusional 🤯
    Was making victory dance when he beat me in arm wrestling, so that was all the time

    FIFY
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2019
    Also nuts.. crazy, paranoid delusional 🤯
    She laughed at me when I lost at arm wrestling to her



    FIFY @Minion_training_program
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Also nuts.. crazy, paranoid delusional 🤯
    She laughed at me when I lost at arm wrestling to her



    FIFY @Minion_training_program

    Now you altered it

    Originally it was:
    Also nuts.. crazy, paranoid delusional 🤯
    She applauded at me when I won at arm wrestling to her

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