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angelicdisgrace
angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
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So he walks by and lets on just rip out. I was like WTH! he says It's a foreign language for I love you. I have no words....:indifferent: :indifferent: :indifferent: :indifferent: :indifferent:
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  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
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    at least he loves you in more than one language
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
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    I think we live in the same world. My SO does the same thing. Disgusting. He laughs - the more disgusted I get, the funnier he finds it.

    All men are perpetually stuck in the 7th grade. At least he didn't snap your bra AND fart at the same time.
  • Ireshgurl
    Ireshgurl Posts: 559
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    I'd rather have that then be cuddlin wit my hubby and all of a sudden it smells like death!! My darling man can kill with his "SBD's"!!!!!! Hell, at work he's cleared the room many a time his coworkers have told me!!
  • ch178
    ch178 Posts: 364 Member
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    Same thing over here, so gross
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
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    at least he loves you in more than one language

    HAHHAHAHA this literally made me burst out laughing. Well said, well said.
  • audram420
    audram420 Posts: 838 Member
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    Muaahaahaa!! Sorry I think it's kind of funny...his explanation!! =)
  • Michelle_J
    Michelle_J Posts: 362 Member
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    I live w/ 3 boys-my husband, 14 year old and 6 year old. Enough said....
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
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    Really glad my husband doesn't do that. :noway:
  • mark03264
    mark03264 Posts: 334 Member
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    All men are perpetually stuck in the 7th grade. At least he didn't snap your bra AND fart at the same time.

    Nope! Not all men. Sounds pretty immature to me...
  • ChrisStoney
    ChrisStoney Posts: 479 Member
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    Stop feeding him beans... , unless of course it was beer.....
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
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    All men are perpetually stuck in the 7th grade. At least he didn't snap your bra AND fart at the same time.

    Nope! Not all men. Sounds pretty immature to me...

    Agreed kind sir. I have to say this EVERY day. How immature it is. Ugh.
  • _David_
    _David_ Posts: 476 Member
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    Damn I got a good laugh out of this
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
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    What amazes me is when they do this sort of thing and then expect to get laid 5 minutes later.
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
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    What amazes me is when they do this sort of thing and then expect to get laid 5 minutes later.

    hahahaha No kidding. The smell still lingering and they're all hot and bothered by it. lmao.
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
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    hahahahaha He just told me you posting that *kitten* on your MFP aren't ya! I was like No.:indifferent:
  • Scoobiesnax
    Scoobiesnax Posts: 148 Member
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    I think we live in the same world. My SO does the same thing. Disgusting. He laughs - the more disgusted I get, the funnier he finds it.

    All men are perpetually stuck in the 7th grade. At least he didn't snap your bra AND fart at the same time.



    Yes we are stuck in 7th grade. I still laugh every time I hear the word "boobies"...
  • ChrisStoney
    ChrisStoney Posts: 479 Member
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    But women don't fart, I guess, or have any bad habbits, LOL - I feel bad for the poor guy...
  • SMarie10
    SMarie10 Posts: 956 Member
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    It's posts like this that make me happy that I'm single.
  • freeloaves
    freeloaves Posts: 281
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    I fart all the time. I find it hilarious *shrug* I find it hilarious that my bf can't stand the smell hahahaha

    But I can't help my farting. I have no gall bladder :p
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
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    i am so fortunate that my husband doesnt do that around me on purpose. however, he doesnt want to open that door with me cause well.....nevermind :blushing:

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