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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Dear Satan,
    She searched the ramshackle exterior
    for any clue
    of his passing
    Her hands traced every line
    and groove
    as the Raven watched
    from above

    The darkness swallowed her
    wrapping her in a cold embrace
    And it reminded her of him
    In the quiet,
    in the black,
    his scent lingered
    But he was gone
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    Dear Santa

    It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
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    Dear Santa, please make my 6-pack better
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    dear santa please put a few dollares for me to take the motorcycle training course next year. please and thank you
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Dear Santa,
    I'm already practicing my "ifs and buts" .

    I expect loads of candies and nuts.

    Thank you

    PS (make it easy on yourself and just bring like chocolate covered nuts)
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Versicolour wrote: »
    Dear Santa

    It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much

    Have any mistletoe?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Dear Santa

    It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much

    Have any mistletoe?

    Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Dear Santa

    It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much

    Have any mistletoe?

    Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me

    I offer a kiss. It would be actual, not imitation. Is that against the rules whilst using imitation mistletoe?
  • geraldaltman
    geraldaltman Posts: 1,739 Member
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    The essence of the season regardless of how you feel about it or celebrate it.

    https://youtu.be/aepj_wxOvhk
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Dear Santa

    It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much

    Have any mistletoe?

    Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me

    I offer a kiss. It would be actual, not imitation. Is that against the rules whilst using imitation mistletoe?

    :kissing_heart: Not against the rules at all. Otherwise there is no hope for me, seeing that mistletoe is not indigenous to South Africa
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Dear Santa,

    This year for Christmas I would love a new metal roof for my house.

    Sincerely,

    One with a moss covered roof
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Dear Satan,
    She had no idea
    that the way she heard music
    Or how she asked
    the right questions
    could drive him so wild
    The true Devil
    was in
    her details
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
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    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Dear Satan,
    She had no idea
    that the way she heard music
    Or how she asked
    the right questions
    could drive him so wild
    The true Devil
    was in
    her details

    Satan? 🤣
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    Dear Satan,
    She had no idea
    that the way she heard music
    Or how she asked
    the right questions
    could drive him so wild
    The true Devil
    was in
    her details

    Satan? 🤣

    Red suit, keeps a list, etc etc...swap a few letters, I'm *pretty* sure it's the same dude tho :D
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Dear Santa,
    Eat your own damn cookies and have that glass of milk. I'm counting calories.

    P.S. fine, I'll do it, but just for the kids

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