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  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    edited November 2019
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    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Dear Santa

    It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much

    Have any mistletoe?

    Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me

    I offer a kiss. It would be actual, not imitation. Is that against the rules whilst using imitation mistletoe?

    :kissing_heart: Not against the rules at all. Otherwise there is no hope for me, seeing that mistletoe is not indigenous to South Africa

    I carry my own in my coat pocket. Also, now I want to create and market a mistletoe bikini.
  • bourbon_n_barbells
    bourbon_n_barbells Posts: 425 Member
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    Behindblue_eyes wrote: »
    Dear Santa,

    I'm gonna keep it simple: Bring back my Mom & Dad for Christmas. If you can't, please let everyone else keep theirs for the holidays. ❤️

    ❤️
  • wagmtcocom_pb
    wagmtcocom_pb Posts: 11 Member
    edited November 2019
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    Dear Santa,

    I would like to have my wife dressed up like a school girl ;).
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
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    wagmtcocom_pb wrote: »
    Dear Santa,

    I would like to have my wife dressed up like a school girl ;).

    @_Miss_chievous_
    Paging @_Miss_chievous_
    Your gif expertise are needed here, please.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Deadman_Diggingup wrote: »
    wagmtcocom_pb wrote: »
    Dear Santa,

    I would like to have my wife dressed up like a school girl ;).

    @_Miss_chievous_
    Paging @_Miss_chievous_
    Your gif expertise are needed here, please.

    I was thinkin the same thing, hahaha
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    edited November 2019
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    wagmtcocom_pb wrote: »
    Dear Santa,

    I would like to have my wife dressed up like a school girl ;).

    Eta: I don't want to get banned 😇

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  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
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    Deadman_Diggingup wrote: »
    wagmtcocom_pb wrote: »
    Dear Santa,

    I would like to have my wife dressed up like a school girl ;).

    @_Miss_chievous_
    Paging @_Miss_chievous_
    Your gif expertise are needed here, please.

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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Dear Santa

    It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much

    Have any mistletoe?

    Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me

    I offer a kiss. It would be actual, not imitation. Is that against the rules whilst using imitation mistletoe?

    :kissing_heart: Not against the rules at all. Otherwise there is no hope for me, seeing that mistletoe is not indigenous to South Africa

    I carry my own in my coat pocket. Also, now I want to create and market a mistletoe bikini.

    I hope there'll be a mankini version?
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Yes, but also yule log lacework of sorts.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited November 2019
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    I've been framed I tell ya 😜
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    Dear santa,

    I've decided I also need a flashlight for my forehead.

    Thanks
    Me
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    Dear Santa,
    Can you go through the patio this year? We are having the roof recanvassed and painted next month.
    Feliz Navidad,
    The Ramirez Gang
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
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    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Dear Santa,

    Give them coal.... 😌

    Bad girl
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Dear Santa

    It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much

    Have any mistletoe?

    Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me

    I offer a kiss. It would be actual, not imitation. Is that against the rules whilst using imitation mistletoe?

    :kissing_heart: Not against the rules at all. Otherwise there is no hope for me, seeing that mistletoe is not indigenous to South Africa

    I carry my own in my coat pocket. Also, now I want to create and market a mistletoe bikini.

    :lol: I would wear that... If I didn't still have this mom bod
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    Socks. Mine all have holes.
  • ridiculouslyhandsome
    ridiculouslyhandsome Posts: 11 Member
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    Dear Santa:

    Bring me a cat mom who is bouncy and bulgy in all the right places.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Dear Satan,

    Please help me not to call 911 in my sleep again tonight

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