Dear Santa,
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Versicolour wrote: »Dear Santa
It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much
Have any mistletoe?
Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me0 -
Versicolour wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »Dear Santa
It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much
Have any mistletoe?
Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me
I offer a kiss. It would be actual, not imitation. Is that against the rules whilst using imitation mistletoe?0 -
Dear Santa...
I don't really need anything. But, if you have the power to prevent companies from discontinuing every perfect perfume or lipstick I find, then can never locate again, I'd appreciate it. Perhaps Mrs. Clause has contacts at Macy's.
Oh, a job would be nice. No fancy boxes or ribbons required.
You & the reindeer help yourselves to gluten-free, no-sugar, non-dairy, no artificial ingredients cookies... or as we call them in the Taffy household... celery sticks.
Thank you. Merry Christmas!
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The essence of the season regardless of how you feel about it or celebrate it.
https://youtu.be/aepj_wxOvhk 1 -
Versicolour wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »Dear Santa
It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much
Have any mistletoe?
Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me
I offer a kiss. It would be actual, not imitation. Is that against the rules whilst using imitation mistletoe?
Not against the rules at all. Otherwise there is no hope for me, seeing that mistletoe is not indigenous to South Africa 0 -
Dear Santa,
This year for Christmas I would love a new metal roof for my house.
Sincerely,
One with a moss covered roof1 -
Dear Satan,She had no idea
that the way she heard music
Or how she asked
the right questions
could drive him so wild
The true Devil
was in
her details1 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »Dear Satan,She had no idea
that the way she heard music
Or how she asked
the right questions
could drive him so wild
The true Devil
was in
her details
Satan? 🤣1 -
r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »Dear Satan,She had no idea
that the way she heard music
Or how she asked
the right questions
could drive him so wild
The true Devil
was in
her details
Satan? 🤣
Red suit, keeps a list, etc etc...swap a few letters, I'm *pretty* sure it's the same dude tho
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Dear Santa,
Eat your own damn cookies and have that glass of milk. I'm counting calories.
P.S. fine, I'll do it, but just for the kids4 -
Versicolour wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »Dear Santa
It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much
Have any mistletoe?
Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me
I offer a kiss. It would be actual, not imitation. Is that against the rules whilst using imitation mistletoe? Not against the rules at all. Otherwise there is no hope for me, seeing that mistletoe is not indigenous to South Africa
I carry my own in my coat pocket. Also, now I want to create and market a mistletoe bikini.3 -
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Behindblue_eyes wrote: »Dear Santa,
I'm gonna keep it simple: Bring back my Mom & Dad for Christmas. If you can't, please let everyone else keep theirs for the holidays. ❤️
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Dear Santa,
I have been very good this year. But, even gooder, were my good boys Gus, Boregard, and Lennox. They have asked me, to ask you, to please send special, extra love and pets and hugs to all the shelter pets, pets who are in an unloving home, or homeless pets. While you're at it, just give every animal everywhere an extra pet and hug.
Love,
The Del Vecchio clan
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Dear Santa,
I would like to have my wife dressed up like a school girl
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wagmtcocom_pb wrote: »Dear Santa,
I would like to have my wife dressed up like a school girl.
@_Miss_chievous_
Paging @_Miss_chievous_
Your gif expertise are needed here, please.4 -
Deadman_Diggingup wrote: »wagmtcocom_pb wrote: »Dear Santa,
I would like to have my wife dressed up like a school girl.
@_Miss_chievous_
Paging @_Miss_chievous_
Your gif expertise are needed here, please.
I was thinkin the same thing, hahaha2 -
wagmtcocom_pb wrote: »Dear Santa,
I would like to have my wife dressed up like a school girl.
Eta: I don't want to get banned 😇
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Deadman_Diggingup wrote: »wagmtcocom_pb wrote: »Dear Santa,
I would like to have my wife dressed up like a school girl.
@_Miss_chievous_
Paging @_Miss_chievous_
Your gif expertise are needed here, please.
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Versicolour wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »Dear Santa
It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much
Have any mistletoe?
Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me
I offer a kiss. It would be actual, not imitation. Is that against the rules whilst using imitation mistletoe? Not against the rules at all. Otherwise there is no hope for me, seeing that mistletoe is not indigenous to South Africa
I carry my own in my coat pocket. Also, now I want to create and market a mistletoe bikini.
I hope there'll be a mankini version?0 -
Yes, but also yule log lacework of sorts.2
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I've been framed I tell ya 😜2 -
Dear santa,
I've decided I also need a flashlight for my forehead.
Thanks
Me0 -
Dear Santa,
Can you go through the patio this year? We are having the roof recanvassed and painted next month.
Feliz Navidad,
The Ramirez Gang2 -
Bridge_marie wrote: »Dear Santa,
Give them coal.... 😌
Bad girl2 -
Versicolour wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »Dear Santa
It would be nice to have someone to kiss under the mistletoe this year. If its not asking too much
Have any mistletoe?
Not per se. But I do have decorations that are imitation mistletoe. That works for me
I offer a kiss. It would be actual, not imitation. Is that against the rules whilst using imitation mistletoe? Not against the rules at all. Otherwise there is no hope for me, seeing that mistletoe is not indigenous to South Africa
I carry my own in my coat pocket. Also, now I want to create and market a mistletoe bikini. I would wear that... If I didn't still have this mom bod 0 -
Socks. Mine all have holes.0
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Dear Santa:
Bring me a cat mom who is bouncy and bulgy in all the right places.1 -
Dear Satan,
Please help me not to call 911 in my sleep again tonight2
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