We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Our Honeymoon was more like Spring Break and he was sloshed 24/70
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She didn't let me wear red. Only green0
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I went skinny dipping and he commented it should be called chubby dipping since i am doing it1
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because he always called himself chubby
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She left her laundry spread out around the house0
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yep...pretty much0
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She screamed at me for cleaning up her laundry and color coordinating her closet. Said she couldn’t find anything. 🤷♀️0
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She already had a wifey0
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He wanted to move to a neighborhood with lots of topless sunbathers. I wasnt enough0
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When i caught them at our place, she said he was giving her CPR.0
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I could only watch..... Didn't know what to do.0
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He was always hovering over my shoulder, watching every move I make0
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She said I did not compare to bigjuicy 😭0
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She said I didn't compare to Theresa😭0
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He always had his head in the sand.0
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he told to many dad jokes0
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He hated the movie big daddy.0
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He wanted me to call him Daddy0
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He didn't like the idea of adopt a dad day.0
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He would always take all the covers and in order to get them back i had to say daddy can i please have some covers ... got old0
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She wouldn't share her cookies0
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Every time he wanted to “share” i never got any1
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I never got any. Period.0
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Cause he was getting some somewhere else0
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Wait! What?
Why am i always the last one to get to know this0 -
cause it didnt happen!
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She was always lying down.0
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He slept standing up... Freaked me out.1
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She wanted to use the whipped cream on me all the time, it's ok when we are together, but when PIL come over it was starting to get weird0
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bananas0
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