I've lost an elephant's penis

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  • pianoplaya94
    pianoplaya94 Posts: 185 Member
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    I love this post, congrats! And wow an elephant's penis... Never thought it weighed that much!! (Not that I've thought about it but wow!)

    I've lost a 2 year old :) (although at my lowest I lost the amount of cheese the avg American eats in a year)
  • paulbrttn
    paulbrttn Posts: 72 Member
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    On mfp it's an average 2 year old, in total it's cheese in a year. Goal is a small bale of hay.
  • CMayBos
    CMayBos Posts: 43 Member
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    A rack of baby back ribs so far, working towards a human leg!
  • knelson095
    knelson095 Posts: 254 Member
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    Livgetfit wrote: »
    ....and a chihuahua!

    Shooting for an Irish Setter. How about you guys?

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    From my highest weight: gold brick.
    Since starting here on mfp: a small bale of hay plus one ostrich egg.

    I love this list.
  • Ryguy08
    Ryguy08 Posts: 61 Member
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    A small bale of hay - 50 lbs. :)
  • RedStickdad
    RedStickdad Posts: 156 Member
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    I have Lost an elephant’s heart!
  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
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    Im between a chihuahua and a human skin..... Wow. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say :neutral:
  • ruqayyahsmum
    ruqayyahsmum Posts: 1,514 Member
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    I've lost the complete Oxford dictionary, a sperm whales brain and some baby back ribs
  • ruqayyahsmum
    ruqayyahsmum Posts: 1,514 Member
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    CoffeeNCardio wrote: »
    AlphaHowls wrote: »
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis and a 1 pound = a Guinea Pig

    in that case, my ultimate goal is to lose an elephant's penis with a guinea pig on it:)
    Ouch poor guinea pig
  • bpetrosky
    bpetrosky Posts: 3,911 Member
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    ruqayyahsmum wrote: »
    I've lost the complete Oxford dictionary, a sperm whales brain and some baby back ribs

    Do you want your baby back baby back baby back?
  • thisPGHlife
    thisPGHlife Posts: 440 Member
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    I love this!! Right now I'm right between an elephant heart and a small bale of hay. I'm giggling at the thought that when I make it to goal I can tell people I lost a 2 month old horse and the small bale of hay it eats.
  • nicsflyingcircus
    nicsflyingcircus Posts: 2,424 Member
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    An average two year old since I started back Sept 11th.

    Between fats and oils the average American consumes in a year and an Irish setter down since my highest weight.
  • MySlimGoals
    MySlimGoals Posts: 750 Member
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    An Elephant heart plus a human brain!
  • JaxxieKat
    JaxxieKat Posts: 427 Member
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    In total, I've lost a baby giraffe.
  • lightenup2016
    lightenup2016 Posts: 1,055 Member
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    I’ve lost two average newborns. And no, I did not deliver twins! 😆
  • PaigeGetsFit4Good
    PaigeGetsFit4Good Posts: 13 Member
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    a sperm whale’s brain & a rack of baby back ribs aiming for amount of cheese an average American eats in a year & another rack of baby back ribs !
  • RachellaJ
    RachellaJ Posts: 58 Member
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    Almost a newborn calf here! No wonder my back and ankles used to hurt so much! That baby calf was heavy.
  • sweetbe44
    sweetbe44 Posts: 195 Member
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    A 2 month old horse 🐎
  • lois1231
    lois1231 Posts: 331 Member
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    A cinder block, pretty impressive. Those things are heavy.
  • MelanieCN77
    MelanieCN77 Posts: 4,047 Member
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    May this thread always show up on the first page, it makes me laugh every time.

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