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We broke up because...
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She hated counting those dollar bills0
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Essenzookzee wrote: »She hated counting those dollar bills
Nahhh, it was the change slid down his crack I hated counting 🤣
Was a gold digger2 -
She objected to my mining operations.0
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Keep singing Heigh-Ho while carrying a pick ax.0
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Was obsessed with midget men wearing hats. It was either them or me. He chose them.0
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Always wanted to be the lion during our Wizard of Oz role playing. Kept insisting I be the tin man. I need variety!0
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She was always moaning0
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I always cooked curries but never left her any0
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She always had me sleep on the floor..0
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she would always paint my nails as i slept0
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Only because his cirrhosis made his nails yellow... I was only trying to help0
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She always felt she had to fix things0
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She wouldn't let me get a puppy0
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She didnt fulfill my puppy fantasies0
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she was a spoil sport0
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She didn't appreciate sport at all..0
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She wouldn't rub my belly and call me a good girl.0
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Wanted me to touch them in inappropriate places in public. I was mortified because they would throw themselves on the ground and start kicking and screaming when I didn’t1
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Bit their toenails and kept them in a jar above the fireplace.0
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brought me a jar of her tears as a Valentines' day gift0
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Kept jumping off cliffs0
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Because he wouldn't move to Indiana and leave Texas.0
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Didn't tell me where Indiana was, so I couldn't pack up and leave yet:( I'm ready to leave this State!0
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He followed his ex to Indiana
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The distance was too big0
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Would never call me, said that long-distance calls would break him!0
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Always taking gym selfies...never paid attention to me0
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would never go to the gym... had to take my own darn pics!0
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She’d never notice when i got a haircut. Give me attention damnit0
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His hair cut was so amazing, he had to be sleeping with the barber.0
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