We broke up because...

mommabear4315 · January 2020

Too much of a risk taker. Always lived life on the edge.

Davo312 · January 2020

4ever420...that’s great line!

MzIrish · January 2020

he turned a little shady, couldnt trust him

neilwij · January 2020

She didnt believe me when I said spending money in a cocktail bar was a good investment..

neilwij · January 2020

I was splashing the cash...before she could get a hold of it..

TheMrWobbly · January 2020

Had to get permission to spend a penny and number two was completely out of the question.

mommabear4315 · January 2020

Would use the restroom as soon as I cleaned it. Was so inconsiderate

neilwij · January 2020

I never left her any oreos

Minion_training_program · January 2020

He beat me at bowling, and i am a sore loser

isalsayourface123 · January 2020

He's always sore. I got tired of massaging him.

Minion_training_program · January 2020

But you were doing such a good job...

isalsayourface123 · January 2020

He thought my job WAS a masseuse. Would come to my office and lay down on my desk.

Cyberbartender · January 2020

She always want to shower....

Minion_training_program · January 2020

He always poored me alcoholic drinks, trying to get me drunk

mommabear4315 · January 2020

neilwij wrote: »

I never left her any oreos

So evil 👿

isalsayourface123 wrote: »

He's always sore. I got tired of massaging him.

Would say she was a pleaser ends up only being a taker of all my things

Minion_training_program · January 2020

I could only have eye for her and could not look at others, i can't crosseye you know...

sdenness9925 · January 2020

Minions are just not my thing, they're just too many of them,

happimess01 · January 2020

Wasn’t interested in a ménage à trois

LiftNRiot · January 2020

I didnt know we were broke up. I have to admit, this hurts. Hangs head low and walks off into the sunset.... Be strong, dont look back.

terrordawg · January 2020

He clearly hadn’t gotten over @happimess01

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