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Pretending to be one of the mannequin..0
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He thought he was the Comedian and walked down Main Street torching storefronts with a flamethrower. Also, he was smoking a cigar in public, non-designated areas.1
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Mafia Kingpin. Don Maarku
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Finding out who the mafia kingpin is. Who also pays off the cops to frame people🧐0
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Finding out who the mafia kingpin is. Who also pays off the cops to frame people🧐
I was framed I tell ya, I'm innocent of all charges.
True story ...
His flatulence got him charged with battery.
Apparently, he farted and motioned towards the arresting officer, imagine how bad the smell must have been for the officer to feel like he was attacked.
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Finding out who the mafia kingpin is. Who also pays off the cops to frame people🧐
I was framed I tell ya, I'm innocent of all charges.
True story ...
His flatulence got him charged with battery.
Apparently, he farted and motioned towards the arresting officer, imagine how bad the smell must have been for the officer to feel like he was attacked.
😖😳🤭
Shenanigans! I was shooing the officer because there was a skunk nearby and he thought I was motioning to piss off! So he approached angrily and some stranger who resembles you actually started shouting, "he farted officer he farted." *kitten* thought I did and meant it for him.0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Finding out who the mafia kingpin is. Who also pays off the cops to frame people🧐
I was framed I tell ya, I'm innocent of all charges.
True story ...
His flatulence got him charged with battery.
Apparently, he farted and motioned towards the arresting officer, imagine how bad the smell must have been for the officer to feel like he was attacked.
😖😳🤭
Shenanigans! I was shooing the officer because there was a skunk nearby and he thought I was motioning to piss off! So he approached angrily and some stranger who resembles you actually started shouting, "he farted officer he farted." *kitten* thought I did and meant it for him.
A likely story *eyes you suspiciously*
Look what happened to everyone there.
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