Quietly proclaim things

jacktherower
jacktherower Posts: 292 Member
A woman asked me for my business card and I asked her “in 2020 who even has business cards”. She then pressured me into giving her my number.

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  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    So you are proclaiming quietly you gave your # to a woman? Or that business cards are obsolete?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    So you are proclaiming quietly you gave your # to a woman? Or that business cards are obsolete?

    Maybe quiet proclamations are intentionally ambiguous?
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Ambiguously proclaims ....ohhhhhh

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  • jacktherower
    jacktherower Posts: 292 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So you are proclaiming quietly you gave your # to a woman? Or that business cards are obsolete?

    Maybe quiet proclamations are intentionally ambiguous?
    Can I have your B card?
  • jacktherower
    jacktherower Posts: 292 Member
    So you are proclaiming quietly you gave your # to a woman? Or that business cards are obsolete?
    When was the last time you saw a B card, salsa!!!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So you are proclaiming quietly you gave your # to a woman? Or that business cards are obsolete?

    Maybe quiet proclamations are intentionally ambiguous?
    Can I have your B card?

    Sorry, its currently resting with my b face
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    So you are proclaiming quietly you gave your # to a woman? Or that business cards are obsolete?
    When was the last time you saw a B card, salsa!!!

    One of the last dates I went on...he was very proud of his gold plated metal business cards ...that was just a couple months ago :D soooo...
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    psst...cold french fries are better than hot or warm...and cooked in the microwave is best
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    psst...cold french fries are better than hot or warm...and cooked in the microwave is best

    Why do you hurt me
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    psst...cold french fries are better than hot or warm...and cooked in the microwave is best

    Why do you hurt me

    well, when we dip them in the Frosty it won't melt?
    ...sorry Cakey, that's all I got!

    COLD FRIES RULE! (sorry for not using my "indoor voice", it's an important statement)

    ...cold pizza too!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited January 2020
    Shhhh 🤫 I'm eating cold pizza, I'm not sharing
    I just saw you'd mentioned pizza, I'd share with you V. I love cold pizza.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    psst...cold french fries are better than hot or warm...and cooked in the microwave is best

    Why do you hurt me

    well, when we dip them in the Frosty it won't melt?
    ...sorry Cakey, that's all I got!

    COLD FRIES RULE! (sorry for not using my "indoor voice", it's an important statement)

    ...cold pizza too!

    This displeases me. I’m a converted fry dipper, remember?
  • jacktherower
    jacktherower Posts: 292 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So you are proclaiming quietly you gave your # to a woman? Or that business cards are obsolete?

    Maybe quiet proclamations are intentionally ambiguous?
    Can I have your B card?

    Sorry, its currently resting with my b face
    I’ll have take your Bitchiness card then

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  • jacktherower
    jacktherower Posts: 292 Member
    So you are proclaiming quietly you gave your # to a woman? Or that business cards are obsolete?
    When was the last time you saw a B card, salsa!!!

    One of the last dates I went on...he was very proud of his gold plated metal business cards ...that was just a couple months ago :D soooo...
    Did you get one and pick your teeth with it?
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Dogs are my best friends. :)
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    i'm super glad you're back @TwitchyMacGee ...I even put in an apostrophe all proper like in my post for you :heart:
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    i'm super glad you're back @TwitchyMacGee ...I even put in an apostrophe all proper like in my post for you :heart:

    🤗❤️
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    you somewhat proudly call it stubbornness, i call it your prison
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    kali31337 Posts: 1,048 Member
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  • jacktherower
    jacktherower Posts: 292 Member
    kali31337 wrote: »
    Albert Heijn is my new favorite grocery store
    What country is this
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    you somewhat proudly call it stubbornness, i call it your prison

    Hmmm. This resonates with me. I proclaim...quietly.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Quietly I'm anxious about this mini vaca
  • jacktherower
    jacktherower Posts: 292 Member
    Quietly I'm anxious about this mini vaca
    Do you make candles?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Quietly I'm anxious about this mini vaca
    Do you make candles?

    😂
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    Shhh... I still have business cards... they have to give me new ones next month because we've done another re-org and I've been shuffled into a different division.
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    should single people have cards? "Here's my card...I'm single"

    That just triggered a memory of cards long long ago that said something like "you're a hottie" and you were supposed to hand them to someone you found particularly attractive. I guess it was a polite way of hitting on someone.

    A quick search didn't pull up anything so maybe they predate the internet era? Does anyone else remember these things or am I just old?