We broke up because...

She ran away to be the cameraman.

When we were driving home from your mothers on Christmas you said that my meatballs were dry and I said your whites are never really white and then we argued about why the toothpaste must get rolled.

she hated that I vacuumed before picking up the floor.

Picking My nose at that fancy restaurant was the last straw.

She used my cape to clean her bathroom

Even though I was a Renovator & Designer for over 25 years, she was never happy with my work... so took it apart and did it "Her" way! 🤷

I never shared my cookies

she always overshared, trying to make me eat all the chips. ;-P

Wanted someone mean and selfish...that wasn't me 😇

Claimed to be perfect all the time

Was a little bit 🤷

He took all my valuables and left.

I was a base player and she was a basement player. Not meant to be

Shes never home .. always in this club.. 😖

Didn't 😉🤗