We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was always green with envy that I had more friends than he did.0
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Was always gloating about his friends, rubbing in how I didnt have any!
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She never wanted to hang out with my friends. [insert spice girls reference here]0
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I found out that he was President of the Spice Girls Fan Club and was always Fantasizing about Ginger Spice!1
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I found out that she kidnapped people..0
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...she didn't like my side business..0
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she asked too many questions...👀0
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Made me dig holes in the middle.of no where0
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He never liked to go on long hikes with me. Always calling paved trails 'middle of no where'0
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He would rather hike with Juicy1
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told me I had to hit the gym 5 times a week to keep her interested0
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She was a monster and very mean to me. She said elephants were better than giraffes. 😢0
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Too kinky for me
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She was a prude and wouldn’t give my knees the attention they deserved. 🙁0
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🤯 she's got obsession with knees..0
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kept sending me pics of her knees in different lighting0
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Keep calling me a she..0
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Not a she, not my type.0
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she moaned everywhere except in the bedroom2
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I heard that life with him was painful, so as soon as I heard that I got outta Dodge quickly! 🥴0
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Always said "Trust me!".
That's when it's time to run!0 -
Couldn’t get her off the slot machines0
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Was always calling my family over for Intervention0
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Was always calling family gatherings 'interventions'0
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He called his Stripper club buddies Family 🤨0
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Closed down the stripper club!!!0
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Threw eggs at my Picketers0
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Kept asking for eggs for her staff0
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Crazy, kept trying to lay an egg 🤪😂0
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Watched my butt to see if eggs came out1
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