We broke up because...
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            She ran away to be the cameraman.0
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            She said she wanted to see the bulls on parade and left for Mexico.1
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            When we were driving home from your mothers on Christmas you said that my meatballs were dry and I said your whites are never really white and then we argued about why the toothpaste must get rolled.0
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            Constant comparison to his mother drove me crazy0
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            she hated that I vacuumed before picking up the floor.0
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            Picking his nose at that fancy restaurant was the last straw0
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            Picking My nose at that fancy restaurant was the last straw.


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            He never lets me wear his Cape.0
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            She used my cape to clean her bathroom0
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            Everytime he sneezed we needed a new wall0
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            Even though I was a Renovator & Designer for over 25 years, she was never happy with my work... so took it apart and did it "Her" way! ๐คท0
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            She kept hiding my oreos0
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            I never shared my cookies0
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            He never shared anything0
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            she always overshared, trying to make me eat all the chips. ;-P0
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            She wouldn't eat the last <cookie/serving/grape/whatever food is left that there is just enough for one>. Seriously - she would let it rot before she'd eat the last one. ๐0
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            Wanted someone mean and selfish...that wasn't me ๐0
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            She wanted someone mean and selfish too... wait a second, I'm perfect for her!

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            Claimed to be perfect all the time0
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            She claimed we never met! ๐คจ0
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            Was a little bitjealous of my husband๐คท0
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            We couldn't solve a math problem -- my values and her values didn't add up.0
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            He took all my valuables and left.0
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            I was a base player and she was a basement player. Not meant to be0
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            He thought the entire world was black and white0
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            Shes never home .. always in this club.. ๐0
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            She spent every minute with her friends
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            Didn't ๐๐ค1
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            He couldn't deal with me having 6 toes on one for and 4 on the other it still after up to 100
 
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