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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She didn't like my expensive taste in toys
  • solarex1
    solarex1 Posts: 408 Member
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    He refused to continue to be little spoon
  • solarex1
    solarex1 Posts: 408 Member
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    She always made me take beach pictures
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she called a man-wich cuisine.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    he told me it's not cheating if he is paying for it. The nerve!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He told me he wasn't paying for me to stay he was paying for me to leave. I felt so used and abused.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She kept telling me that I was a lazy good for nothing bum.
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
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    he was a bum...lol
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    only got my initials tattooed on her arm but wanted her entire face tattooed on my back. Not fair
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    started discussing I get a vasectomy on our 3rd date..woah! slow your roll!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She had the name of some happy, messy guy's name in large block letters written in Magic marker on her belly, her only response was...
    " What?? It's only permanent marker, it's not like it's a tattoo or anything!!"

    So When I wrote "FAB" on her forehead with a Sharpie while she was sleeping...you know as a nice surprise, she flew off the handle and walked out the door.
  • lollyolivia
    lollyolivia Posts: 305 Member
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    She abused her sharpie privileges, couldn’t be trusted!
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    She would never send me a focused selfie
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She was too into herself
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He was too into our neighbours, the ladies bowling team, the ladies dart and cricket teams.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    she never wanted to spend any time with friends.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    His friend were over all the time drinking my beer it got to be too expensive for me.
  • lollyolivia
    lollyolivia Posts: 305 Member
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    He couldn’t afford my drink habits
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She never shared her drinks with me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She was a lush :#

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