We are pleased to announce that today, March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
We broke up because...
Replies
-
She was always soooooo Stingy!! Uhhh!!! π
ππ0 -
She had that one freckle that was in the wrong spot! ππ1
-
She refused to let me connect the dots on her0
-
I let her get to know and that was it for her... π0
-
She wouldn't do "things" on the highway π0
-
He left me on the highway
0 -
I wanted to be her side piece but she had a whole pizza in the basement already π
Dis Jo π0 -
He was always asking for a piece π§π΅ruuuude!!0
-
miss_zita_2020 wrote: Β»πππ
He was too kinky.....too much for me!
Dis me ππ0 -
I told her I was the BBW and she assumed that I was a Big Busty Woman π0
-
She couldn't convince me she wasn't Russian π0
-
She wouldn't call me Daddy π0
-
Only wanted me to speak Russian in the boudoir and all I knew was Nyet!
ΡΠ»ΡΡΠΈΠ»ΠΎΡΡ!1 -
I assumed that meant no and couldn't take the rejection π€·π½ββοΈ0
-
What can I say, I'm a ho π€·π½ββοΈ0
-
She was always thinking the worstof my other Lovers0
-
She asked me if I wanted to be one of the fabulous fantastic 50... I then realized what her name meant π¬1
-
Lololol π π€£π
51 would mess up my name and game0 -
They were waaayy too outthere for me...0
-
He was seeing in triplicate0
-
She was part of @miss_zita_2020 s Russian syndicate0
-
She didn't know what an PuertoIrishican was0
-
She was too cool for me0
-
She refused to wait until marriage0
-
He had 53 other partners..0
-
Millennial .. need I say more? π0
-
I couldn't hide the other 23 π0
-
miss_zita_2020 wrote: Β»πππ
He had 62 more wives......and 310 children.....
Wait a sec.. Jo! Told you not to tell!!
Oh wait that the other Neil..NVM..π2 -
I hit on her and tried to take her home forgetting that we were already married π¬0
-
She was broke due to the child support payments she made monthly0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.5K Introduce Yourself
- 44K Getting Started
- 259.7K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.1K Food and Nutrition
- 47.3K Recipes
- 232.7K Fitness and Exercise
- 392 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 8.1K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.4K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.2K MyFitnessPal Information
- 16 News and Announcements
- 1.2K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.3K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions