When a man says....

thegymbunny
thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
"we'll see"

it means "it isn't happening"


"want a backrub"

it means "wanna ........?"


"how was your day"

it means "please don't tell me if it was bad, for the love of all things good please don't tell me if it was bad"
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  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    So true...
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    I'm reminded of one of Chris Rock's stand-up pieces...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMiyg87UhL4
    (LOTS of foul language so be warned if you follow the link)

    That's my favorite explanation of what a man means when he says something =)
  • j_courter
    j_courter Posts: 999 Member
    hmmm... i've found that when a man says something, that's usually just what he means. we women tend to be the ones who beat around the bush...
  • marquesajen
    marquesajen Posts: 641
    hmmm... i've found that when a man says something, that's usually just what he means. we women tend to be the ones who beat around the bush...

    I think there's probably an equal amount of men and women that do this, just with different phrases. We're all crazy in our special ways :)
  • shelleilei
    shelleilei Posts: 122 Member
    "we'll see"

    it means "it isn't happening"


    So true. Whenever my boyfriend says that I always say "Well that means no" afterwards.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    When a man says "I`m home"

    It means "Where is my sammich?"
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    "how was your day"

    Actually means, "How was your day in ten or fewer words."
    -wtk
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    When a man says "I`m home"

    It means "Where is my sammich?"


    and my beer woman !
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    "we'll see"

    it means "it isn't happening"


    So true. Whenever my boyfriend says that I always say "Well that means no" afterwards.

    and then they get all offended

    "well that's not what I said"
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Can we talk about this later?

    He means "Let's never talk about this.
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    when a man says" Honey Im sorry , I will never do it again" It mean he is a repeat offender !!!!!!!!!!!
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    when a man says " YEAH THAT LOOKS ALRIGHT " It means Please dont wear that god awful outfit because YES it does make your *kitten* look BIG !!!!!!!!!!!
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    he says "i love you"
    he means "make me a sammich and get me a cold beer"

    he says "you look great in that"
    he means "that will look great on my floor"

    he says "i can't take my eyes off you"
    he means "i've had you completely nude and doing unspeakable things in my mind for hours now"

    he says "will you marry me?"
    he means "will you be my nanny?"

    he says "i've never felt this way before"
    he means "i actually remember your name and that concerns me"

    he says "wanna come over and watch a movie?"
    he means "wanna come over and f--k my brains out?"

    i have plenty more to share...
  • rwd5046
    rwd5046 Posts: 302
    "we'll see"

    it means "it isn't happening"


    "want a backrub"

    it means "wanna ........?"


    "how was your day"

    it means "please don't tell me if it was bad, for the love of all things good please don't tell me if it was bad"

    Come on and give a guy a break. Maybe, just maybe mind you, some guys might really mean what they say without underlying meanings. Of course it's true of some of us but not all. Women don't say things with underlying meanings do they????

    Here are a few examples for your entertainment –

    “Fine” The word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    “Five Minutes” – If a woman is getting dressed and you ask are you ready and she says this it actually means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you’ve just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    “Nothing”- This is the calm before the storm. When you ask what’s the matter and she answers “Nothing” watch out. Nothing means something. Be on your toes here. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “Fine.”
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    "we'll see"

    it means "it isn't happening"


    "want a backrub"

    it means "wanna ........?"


    "how was your day"

    it means "please don't tell me if it was bad, for the love of all things good please don't tell me if it was bad"

    Come on and give a guy a break. Maybe, just maybe mind you, some guys might really mean what they say without underlying meanings. Of course it's true of some of us but not all. Women don't say things with underlying meanings do they????

    Here are a few examples for your entertainment –

    “Fine” The word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    “Five Minutes” – If a woman is getting dressed and you ask are you ready and she says this it actually means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you’ve just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    “Nothing”- This is the calm before the storm. When you ask what’s the matter and she answers “Nothing” watch out. Nothing means something. Be on your toes here. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “Fine.”

    Yes but honey, we already have that thread.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    he says "i love you"
    he means "make me a sammich and get me a cold beer"

    or: I blew our savings on a Porsche. And then crashed it.

    or: I slept with your sister.
  • Lsqueezy
    Lsqueezy Posts: 128
    "we'll see"

    it means "it isn't happening"


    "want a backrub"

    it means "wanna ........?"


    "how was your day"

    it means "please don't tell me if it was bad, for the love of all things good please don't tell me if it was bad"


    Wait....there are men who will ask YOU how your day was?
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    "we'll see"

    it means "it isn't happening"


    "want a backrub"

    it means "wanna ........?"


    "how was your day"

    it means "please don't tell me if it was bad, for the love of all things good please don't tell me if it was bad"


    Wait....there are men who will ask YOU how your day was?
    Everyday
    and everyday he regrets it lol
  • shiggyshane
    shiggyshane Posts: 215
    he says "i love you"
    he means "make me a sammich and get me a cold beer"

    or: I blew our savings on a Porsche. And then crashed it.

    or: I slept with your sister.

    lmao i just choked on my coffee!!
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    When MY man says, "We'll see." it means, "We'll see."
    When my man says, "Want a backrub?" it means, "Want a backrub?"
    When my man says, "How was your day?" it means he was genuinely interested in how my day was.

    Guess I'm just lucky.
  • Jennjenn1974
    Jennjenn1974 Posts: 350 Member
    Huh....when my guy asks me how my day was...he actually wants to know.
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    Huh....when my guy asks me how my day was...he actually wants to know.

    Apparently we're just lucky to have a man that actually cares :laugh:
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    "where do you want to go for dinner.."

    Means - where do you want to go for dinner. If you say "i dont care", i'll truly believe that you dont care and we WILL go to Mdconalds again! Golden fries.. here we come!!!!
  • Jennjenn1974
    Jennjenn1974 Posts: 350 Member
    Huh....when my guy asks me how my day was...he actually wants to know.

    Apparently we're just lucky to have a man that actually cares :laugh:

    YAY us! LOL
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    Huh....when my guy asks me how my day was...he actually wants to know.

    Apparently we're just lucky to have a man that actually cares :laugh:

    YAY us! LOL

    Make that three. My guy doesn't do double speak. He always says what he really means. And when I ask HIM for a back rub, he does it willingly, without expecting anything. Because sometimes, a back just needs a rub. But because he doesn't EXPECT anything...well now, he usually gets something. :wink:
  • amanda_100283
    amanda_100283 Posts: 111
    "we'll see"

    it means "it isn't happening"


    "want a backrub"

    it means "wanna ........?"


    "how was your day"

    it means "please don't tell me if it was bad, for the love of all things good please don't tell me if it was bad"

    Come on and give a guy a break. Maybe, just maybe mind you, some guys might really mean what they say without underlying meanings. Of course it's true of some of us but not all. Women don't say things with underlying meanings do they????

    Here are a few examples for your entertainment –

    “Fine” The word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    “Five Minutes” – If a woman is getting dressed and you ask are you ready and she says this it actually means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you’ve just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    “Nothing”- This is the calm before the storm. When you ask what’s the matter and she answers “Nothing” watch out. Nothing means something. Be on your toes here. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “Fine.”

    That's funny because I'm pretty much guilty of all of those. Except the 5 min deal. If I tell you I'll be ready in 5min then I'm ready in 5min. But the rest of them, most def. true. If I say "nothing" or "fine" you're pretty much screwed. :-)
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    Huh....when my guy asks me how my day was...he actually wants to know.

    Apparently we're just lucky to have a man that actually cares :laugh:

    My husband does care how my day went, but if it was indeed bad, he'd like the summarized version.
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    HA HA YUP.... I just telling my girlfriend about the back rub thing...:blushing:
  • sandrinamsilva
    sandrinamsilva Posts: 651 Member
    when a man says" Honey Im sorry , I will never do it again" It mean he is a repeat offender !!!!!!!!!!!

    YES! Love my man but yes!
  • calibri
    calibri Posts: 439 Member
    When MY man says, "We'll see." it means, "We'll see."
    When my man says, "Want a backrub?" it means, "Want a backrub?"
    When my man says, "How was your day?" it means he was genuinely interested in how my day was.

    Guess I'm just lucky.
    Same here.
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