We broke up because...
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She was never hungry and tragically starved to death 😢🤧😭0
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We didn't. After she starved to death, I had her cremated and her ashes stuffed into a teddy bear. I sleep with it nightly and take it everywhere with me.
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In her will, she wrote she wanted to donate her implants to my next gf so we can always stay in touch. It was weird.0
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She says she is tormented about her previous life 🤨0
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She didn't believe ghosts were weak to salt.0
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She had a Potty mouth 😲0
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Was to superstitious I was scared0
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Brought home a broken mirror, put a ladder over the door entrance and bought a black cat. I got the hint and moved on.0
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She complained about my books being the other lady in my life0
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She was amazing, but didn't like the mothes that flew out every single time i opened my wallet.1
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She was saving herself for marriage... her second marriage with ours being her first.0
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She could never commit0
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He tried to have me commited 🤯0
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She refused to be committed0
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Bought me a Straitjacket for Christmas0
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She didn't like my cool gifts from the heart.0
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He was cold and heartless0
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She was experimental enough for me0
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He thought he was bill nye the science guy and would try to do experiments with veggies that I was not comfortable with.0
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Heard she was ruined by a rutabaga 😬0
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She had killer thoughts, I was starting to believe she would act on them0
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Her obsession with true crime was starting to get scary!0
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She left me for another woman. Oh the agony!0
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His ego always came first!0
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she didnt like it that I was a lactation consultant0
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After I told him that Playtime was set aside for Saturday night, He decided to get Breast augmentation just so he could have full time access to Boobies!0
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Because he was moving.0
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she always mistook me for a man 😢0
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Found out she's a side piece to multiple ppl.. 🤯😝1
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Wanted to be exclusive 😜1
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