The person above was arrested for...

For buying the cops uniform that Megan sold him

For starting a food fight at the McDonalds indoor playground. Poor poor kids how they suffered.

For Slandering Mr. Ronald and his empire

for stealing all the french fries

For flipping out on the cop who pulled him over for running over a senior citizen

for tampering with evidence

liftorgohome wrote: »

For swerving into my lane to make me hit a senior citizen (old fart)

Hahahahahahaha! 😂🤣😭

For striking a senior with her cane and claiming self defense after she beat you about the head with her Life Alert key fob

For stealing a child's apple

For not being able to see

What a thrill ride

Being my accomplice