We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • house101292
    house101292 Posts: 464 Member
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    I didn't like being called Ham Hocks ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

    Awwww. ๐Ÿ˜€
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,364 Member
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    I called her my cute little piglet, but to her ears it was always Ham Hocks.
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
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    You called and texted several times to lead me to believe for - 4 full days - that you were COVID-19 self-quarantining after a trip to Europe but then finally admitted you were kidding yesterday when you wanted to see me. Yes, this is a very fresh story lol
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She just went on and on and on and on......๐Ÿ˜ต
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
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    She wouldn't let me vent :'( lol
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    All she did was complain
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He thinks that my asking for Respect and Fidelity is me complaining ๐Ÿ˜’
  • house101292
    house101292 Posts: 464 Member
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    She was chatting with other guys late at night. Lol
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Didn't like my night job working 911 Dispatch
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She was always on the phone talking to strangers.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
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    she was too sassy
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,021 Member
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    she was neither witty nor humorous
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She kept throwing sand in my face and calling me names.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    he thought stool softener were used to make bar stools more comfortable to sit on
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He was full of *kitten*, always talking out his @$$. I couldn't believe a word he said.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited March 2020
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    He was so judgemental and cursed too much!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    All she did was sit on the couch and watch sit coms, she never wanted to go out.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She was too controlling, always calling me and asking me where I was. She had serious insecurities.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was always calling me insecure...just because I ask him where he disappears to in the middle of the night. ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She didn't approve of me having female friends with benefits.