Pineapple is bad for you!

SiltyPigeon
SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
edited October 2 in Chit-Chat
My daughter gets hives every time she eats pineapple. Definitive proof that pineapple is unhealthy and everyone should stop eating it. It probably causes cancer, too, since it breaks down into formaldehyde in your digestive system.






Diet Soda is okay, though.
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  • Heatherbledsoe
    Heatherbledsoe Posts: 106 Member
    what? lololol
  • AimingHighWeighingLow
    AimingHighWeighingLow Posts: 192 Member
    I think we should all listen to this poster....after all....they have lost 46lb.

    I also heard that prison food was good diet food for you....definitive proof that crime should not be illegal!
  • nikkoteeny
    nikkoteeny Posts: 13 Member
    .....this is a parody post, right? lol
  • tcoburn2002
    tcoburn2002 Posts: 1
    you're an idiot...:bigsmile:
  • megz4987
    megz4987 Posts: 1,008 Member
    I think we should all listen to this poster....after all....they have lost 46lb.

    I also heard that prison food was good diet food for you....definitive proof that crime should not be illegal!

    Well, on the prison food topic, I've heard it make you poo soup cans. So I'll pass on that, haha.
  • Paddy31
    Paddy31 Posts: 115 Member
    Pineapples are very dangerous if used as suppositories. They should be banned.

    Also it's true about the formaldehyde - we should ban all fruit.

    And Marmite
  • CallejaFairey
    CallejaFairey Posts: 391 Member
    I think we should all listen to this poster....after all....they have lost 46lb.

    I also heard that prison food was good diet food for you....definitive proof that crime should not be illegal!

    actually, i think they need to make things more illegal and have bigger jail sentences attached so we can all get into jail to lose weight. sounds like a good plan to me.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Pineapples are bad for you, but cigarettes are good for you.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    .....this is a parody post, right? lol

    Please don't attack people. I agree, if hives are caused by pineapple, I'm throwing out mine all right now. I cried for 15 hours just now thinking about your poor citrus lacking household.
  • shnazzy
    shnazzy Posts: 213
    thats sooooo not funny some people will actually beieve that !!!:yawn: :yawn: :yawn:
  • NoAdditives
    NoAdditives Posts: 4,251 Member
    .....this is a parody post, right? lol

    Please don't attack people. I agree, if hives are caused by pineapple, I'm throwing out mine all right now. I cried for 15 hours just now thinking about your poor citrus lacking household.

    Pineapple isn't citrus.
  • bklyngirl71
    bklyngirl71 Posts: 381 Member
    whatever.lol
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    ahahahah ahhhh
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    .....this is a parody post, right? lol

    Please don't attack people. I agree, if hives are caused by pineapple, I'm throwing out mine all right now. I cried for 15 hours just now thinking about your poor citrus lacking household.

    Pineapple isn't citrus.

    Well it aint dairy or meat. Are you sure?
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    I died of pineapple cancer.

    Twice.
  • carrie145
    carrie145 Posts: 297
    I died of pineapple cancer.

    Twice.
    Sorry for your.......loss:sad:
  • Paddy31
    Paddy31 Posts: 115 Member
    .....this is a parody post, right? lol

    Please don't attack people. I agree, if hives are caused by pineapple, I'm throwing out mine all right now. I cried for 15 hours just now thinking about your poor citrus lacking household.

    Pineapple isn't citrus.

    Well it aint dairy or meat. Are you sure?

    Pineapple is a bromeliad and doesn't contain citric acid. It does, however, vote Republican and supports the NRA.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    peanut butter is also extremely bad for you, the best weight loss alternative is hot fudge
  • findingfit23
    findingfit23 Posts: 845 Member
    I died of pineapple cancer.

    Twice.



    I lol'ed

    Pineapple eats me alive, i think its part zombie
  • dcholliday2
    dcholliday2 Posts: 36 Member
    You can have a food allergy to pineapple, but other than that it's an excellent fruit for you & I feel bad that she can't have delicious pineapple! It is one of the cleanest as in least amount of pesticides.

    I once had an allergic reaction to pre-cut pineapple from Fresh and Easy (which had come from Malaysia). I broke out in a rash on the inside of my elbows within minutes...& cause I'm scientist, I saved 1/2 of it then ate it again a couple days later to see if I got the same reaction & I did! I bought a whole pineapple from my regular grocery store, cut that up, and was fine. I now only buy whole pineapple, because who knows what's in that pre-cut package to keep it preserved for that long!
  • carpediem95
    carpediem95 Posts: 2
    I'm not sure if this was a serious post or not, I hope not. Your daughter probably got hives because she is allergic to pineapple, but that doesn't mean the rest of the world is. Seeing as the internet is at our disposal, I googled " is pineapple bad for you" and the only thing that came up with relevance was this post.
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
    Pineapples are very dangerous if used as suppositories. They should be banned.

    Also it's true about the formaldehyde - we should ban all fruit.

    And Marmite

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    i love marmite... YAY GO MARMITE!
  • sweetiebelle
    sweetiebelle Posts: 332 Member
    Oh come on! If anyone gets hives they have allergic reaction towards pinapple. It's not bad for you. I break out from tomatoes but it doesn't mean they are bad for you.
  • Paddy31
    Paddy31 Posts: 115 Member
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    i love marmite... YAY GO MARMITE!

    Marmite is evil. It is Satan's bum wipings.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I make every man I date go on a pineapple diet. So, people with pineapple allergies need not hit on me.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    I make every man I date go on a pineapple diet. So, people with pineapple allergies need not hit on me.

    Was just going to write that I thought ladies liked to have a guy eat pineapples. :bigsmile:
  • timtamslam
    timtamslam Posts: 86 Member
    No no no pineapples are great, you can even wear them as hats. What's not to love?

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  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    pineapple :love:
  • JennsLosing
    JennsLosing Posts: 1,026
    thats offensive to spongebob...
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    I died of pineapple cancer.

    Twice.



    I lol'ed

    Pineapple eats me alive, i think its part zombie

    offensive to zombies
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