We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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True.... Even Corona.....0
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He made us poor overspending on Corona Light! 🍻0
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She tried to get me to drink carona, calling it 'diet beer'.0
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He thinks Corona is good beer1
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Doesn't ever buy lime for my Corona0
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insisted that limes were better then lemons. yuck!0
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Her heart belonged to someone else
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I loved her platinum blonde hair, but one day she was a Ginger. Too weird ....feeels like I'm looking in the mirror! 😉0
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It seems like we're always breaking up for one reason or another... We'll be back together and broken up again very soon.
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she couldnt go to the salon due to the pandemic and thats when i found out she had a unibrow1
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Sad to say....I couldn't get past the unibrow and ear hair! 😖
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Our standards of beauty clashed. Unibrows and ear hair are what all the top runway models strive for on my planet just west of Orion's Belt.1
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The distance was just too far to keep traveling...0
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She was too lazy to cross the street 😒0
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She was always crossing roads when it wasn't necessarily.0
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Sadly.. she crossed the road before looking both ways 😢😭0
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She went to jail for hit and run
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She turned me in to the Police 😧0
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I dressed up as a police officer one time to spice up our relationship, and she freaked out and has been on the run ever since. 🤷♀️0
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She was an undercover DEA Officer and she confiscated all my special brownies 😟
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