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Tell me a JOKE! Twitter:jontoly

jontolyjontoly Member Posts: 5 Member Member Posts: 5 Member
Let's say funny Jokes

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  • jontolyjontoly Member Posts: 5 Member Member Posts: 5 Member
    Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? A: To the retail store.
  • ShawtyShawtShawtyShawt Member Posts: 2,408 Member Member Posts: 2,408 Member
    (From Laffy Taffy wrappers)

    What has 2banks, but no $?
  • ShawtyShawtShawtyShawt Member Posts: 2,408 Member Member Posts: 2,408 Member
    Bethany Waines from G+ said the following:

    "How does Moses make his coffee?" "Hebrews it" "Jew kidding me" "Israeli how he does it"!

    :D
  • LiftingLisaLiftingLisa Member, Premium Posts: 12,337 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,337 Member
    Q: What did the blonde do when she was told most accidents happen around home? A: She moved
  • paultirelandpaultireland Member Posts: 285 Member Member Posts: 285 Member
    How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.
  • paultirelandpaultireland Member Posts: 285 Member Member Posts: 285 Member
    How come Stevie Wonder can never see his friends? Because he's married.
  • tmi_gangtmi_gang Member Posts: 781 Member Member Posts: 781 Member
    My existence. :D:D:/:'(
  • LiftingLisaLiftingLisa Member, Premium Posts: 12,337 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,337 Member
    How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.

    Lol....love it
  • LiftingLisaLiftingLisa Member, Premium Posts: 12,337 Member Member, Premium Posts: 12,337 Member
    tmi_gang wrote: »
    My existence. :D:D:/:'(

    Awww...don't talk like that
  • Minion_training_programMinion_training_program Member Posts: 7,480 Member Member Posts: 7,480 Member
    Reviving this thread for a few good laughs:

    Q: You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees?

    A: Because they’re really good at it.
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