How Did the Person Above You get FIRED?

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  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    She took home the toilet paper from her employer's office.
  • GoBucks34
    GoBucks34 Posts: 75 Member
    He was smoking weed while driving for Uber
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    Improper use of company resources, too much time on MFP forums on the company computer.
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    Her work attire was not very appropriate and too revealing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Fired for eating colleagues lunches :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    For humming “beans, beans, the magical fruit” each time the boss ate his chilli.
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  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
    For putting laxative in his supervisors protein powder
  • JoeyTheWanderer
    JoeyTheWanderer Posts: 224 Member
    He wore a speedo instead of his uniform.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She sat by the front door and yelled “you’re late” each time some one was 1 minute late. The CEO was always running behind...
  • bakenatjHI
    bakenatjHI Posts: 65 Member
    I can't say, it would be Self-incrimination
  • Anahita4444
    Anahita4444 Posts: 81 Member
    bakenatjHI wrote: »
    I can't say, it would be Self-incrimination
    Hungover at work.

  • bakenatjHI
    bakenatjHI Posts: 65 Member
    edited April 2020
    Hey, you were there too. I thought we were going to keep this quiet.
  • Anahita4444
    Anahita4444 Posts: 81 Member
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Doing body shots in one of the meeting rooms

    I'm so old, I don't know what body shots are!!

    You: got fired for taking the afternoon off for shopping spree!

  • Anahita4444
    Anahita4444 Posts: 81 Member
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Anahita4444 wrote: »
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Doing body shots in one of the meeting rooms

    I'm so old, I don't know what body shots are!!

    You: got fired for taking the afternoon off for shopping spree!

    You are so cute and funny 😂😂😂😂

    You have your job back 😉

    Hang on, I'm THE BOSS!!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Was the supplier of booze and coordination of bets.
  • Anahita4444
    Anahita4444 Posts: 81 Member
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    She lost everything because of her gambling addiction......

    It's a terrible affliction. One day at a time. :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    she decided that spending the day at the Beach was way more fun than going to work.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Stealing office supplies.. :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Having a relationship with a Subordinate 😬
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Showed up drunk
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Playing kickball in the hallway.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Kicking people in the balls in the hallway, got caught on camera
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Stripped off at work..
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Put clothes on at work. CEO didnt like that, that wasnt the agreement
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Sent a memo to the 20-30 year old females telling them it was topless Tuesday. Didn’t realize Sandra from accounts was the president’s niece. 😐
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    PD caught her staring at Sandra from accounts, caused a big scene
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    No one quite knows if he was fired or quit but he never returned after that fateful email to all staff which unfortunately talked at length about his pens. At least we think it was about pens, the word was misspelled...😬
  • skinnedknee101
    skinnedknee101 Posts: 92 Member
    At first everyone thought she was squinting due to bad eyesight, but once she started wearing glasses they knew it was because she was judging them on their penmanship. “Who even handwrites things anymore, Cat?! Get outta here with your cursive!”
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Batting her eyes at the boss's husband 😬😉

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