How Did the Person Above You get FIRED?

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  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
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    She took home the toilet paper from her employer's office.
  • GoBucks34
    GoBucks34 Posts: 75 Member
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    He was smoking weed while driving for Uber
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Improper use of company resources, too much time on MFP forums on the company computer.
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Her work attire was not very appropriate and too revealing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Fired for eating colleagues lunches :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    For humming “beans, beans, the magical fruit” each time the boss ate his chilli.
  • Kyle_AKA_Moose
    Kyle_AKA_Moose Posts: 1,051 Member
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    For putting laxative in his supervisors protein powder
  • JoeyTheWanderer
    JoeyTheWanderer Posts: 224 Member
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    He wore a speedo instead of his uniform.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She sat by the front door and yelled “you’re late” each time some one was 1 minute late. The CEO was always running behind...
  • bakenatjHI
    bakenatjHI Posts: 65 Member
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    I can't say, it would be Self-incrimination
  • Anahita4444
    Anahita4444 Posts: 81 Member
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    bakenatjHI wrote: »
    I can't say, it would be Self-incrimination
    Hungover at work.

  • bakenatjHI
    bakenatjHI Posts: 65 Member
    edited April 2020
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    Hey, you were there too. I thought we were going to keep this quiet.
  • Anahita4444
    Anahita4444 Posts: 81 Member
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    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Doing body shots in one of the meeting rooms

    I'm so old, I don't know what body shots are!!

    You: got fired for taking the afternoon off for shopping spree!

  • Anahita4444
    Anahita4444 Posts: 81 Member
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    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Anahita4444 wrote: »
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    Doing body shots in one of the meeting rooms

    I'm so old, I don't know what body shots are!!

    You: got fired for taking the afternoon off for shopping spree!

    You are so cute and funny 😂😂😂😂

    You have your job back 😉

    Hang on, I'm THE BOSS!!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Was the supplier of booze and coordination of bets.
  • Anahita4444
    Anahita4444 Posts: 81 Member
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    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    She lost everything because of her gambling addiction......

    It's a terrible affliction. One day at a time. :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    she decided that spending the day at the Beach was way more fun than going to work.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Stealing office supplies.. :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Having a relationship with a Subordinate 😬

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