The Lies we want to hear...

heartattackspecial
heartattackspecial Posts: 53 Member
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So we all know that many online persona's are just that....a fake online persona. Some people are legit themselves, acting the same in real life as online. But for everyone I'd say be careful about posting any personal information online. You never know who is legit and who is not. And for that reason, I say we post NOT LEGIT info about ourselves online! Post things that are not true. Post fun lies that we want to hear!

I'll go first. I am tall and extremely fancy. I once went glamping with Jennifer Anniston and Betty White. We made smores and laughed about big foot jokes.

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  • heartattackspecial
    heartattackspecial Posts: 53 Member
    I've also been quarantined with @LiftingSpirits. I know for a fact that she has shared some of our Friday Night Nude Macrame sessions on her homepage and that I didn't get any compliments on the macrame plant hanger I'm working on. :(
  • heartattackspecial
    heartattackspecial Posts: 53 Member
    I've paper mache'd all the unsolicited pictures I get into a lamp. I keep it on my desk at work.
  • forestfreek
    forestfreek Posts: 5,770 Member
    I’m a stripper 😜😜😜
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    forestfreek wrote: »
    I’m a stripper 😜😜😜

    I could tell by the cute clothes
  • forestfreek
    forestfreek Posts: 5,770 Member
    Dude, there are only so many outfits you can get at the Salvation Army.
  • forestfreek
    forestfreek Posts: 5,770 Member
    heartattackspecial wrote: »
    I hacked into mfp and changed my calorie burn setting so that when I put thirty minutes of aerobics, it says I've burned a "google of calories" instead of 137. Its more inspirational.

    Hilarious 😂

  • heartattackspecial
    heartattackspecial Posts: 53 Member
    forestfreek wrote: »
    Dude, there are only so many outfits you can get at the Salvation Army.

    Are they putting a limit on these items as well? I personally think moth ball scented housecoats should be considered essential.
  • forestfreek
    forestfreek Posts: 5,770 Member
    heartattackspecial wrote: »
    forestfreek wrote: »
    Dude, there are only so many outfits you can get at the Salvation Army.

    Are they putting a limit on these items as well? I personally think moth ball scented housecoats should be considered essential.

    You just tapped into a large part of my act.
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  • forestfreek
    forestfreek Posts: 5,770 Member
    Itsthatdood wrote: »
    Im that dude

    The dude that doesn’t know proper grammar? Ok, cool.
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  • forestfreek
    forestfreek Posts: 5,770 Member
    😂😂😂
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    I don't even drink tea
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  • heartattackspecial
    heartattackspecial Posts: 53 Member
    I used to the kind of person who would streak at professional soccer games, but one time I tripped and knocked myself unconscious when my boob bounced up and hit my head.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    I prefer protein shakes over pizza. I work long hours on my farm sanctuary. And once ran to my mailbox....it wasnt planned so I was carried back by my super handsome boyfriend.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I'm typing this post on a smartphone while at the same time landing a crippled FA-18 Hornet fighter jet onto a US aircraft carrier pitching in stormy seas in the middle of the Indian Ocean... at night.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Ppff... The lighting thanks me for making IT look good 😏
  • heartattackspecial
    heartattackspecial Posts: 53 Member
    This morning I came up with a cure for Covid 19 while in the shower. However, while rinsing my hair, somebody flushed the toilet and blasted me with freezing cold water. I then slipped on a bar of soap, fell and whacked my head. Now I can’t remember it. I also think I’m a carrot named Diane.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Ppff... It's just water 😏
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Lies we want to hear...

    One day, I hope you look back and regret every single thing you did to me until the very end of time. o:)
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Lies we want to hear...

    Addendum:

    It's true. Sometimes, your closest friends or even relatives that you reveal most of your secrets to can become so two-faced or even betray you without you knowing that they were never really in your corner at all. It breaks your heart. Even though you choose to forgive them the pain lingers on. Honest enemies are better than false friends.
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    Time will stand still if you moisturize enough
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    36-24-34
  • Buff_Man
    Buff_Man Posts: 623 Member
    Size isn't everything
  • heartattackspecial
    heartattackspecial Posts: 53 Member
    I only eat healthy foods. Mostly I make things out of cauliflower to resemble actual foods. Like cauliflower hot fudge sundaes.

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