The Lies we want to hear...

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    I'm typing this post on a smartphone while at the same time landing a crippled FA-18 Hornet fighter jet onto a US aircraft carrier pitching in stormy seas in the middle of the Indian Ocean... at night.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    Ppff... The lighting thanks me for making IT look good 😏
  • heartattackspecial
    heartattackspecial Posts: 53 Member
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    This morning I came up with a cure for Covid 19 while in the shower. However, while rinsing my hair, somebody flushed the toilet and blasted me with freezing cold water. I then slipped on a bar of soap, fell and whacked my head. Now I can’t remember it. I also think I’m a carrot named Diane.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    Ppff... It's just water 😏
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    Lies we want to hear...

    One day, I hope you look back and regret every single thing you did to me until the very end of time. o:)
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    Lies we want to hear...

    Addendum:

    It's true. Sometimes, your closest friends or even relatives that you reveal most of your secrets to can become so two-faced or even betray you without you knowing that they were never really in your corner at all. It breaks your heart. Even though you choose to forgive them the pain lingers on. Honest enemies are better than false friends.
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
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    Time will stand still if you moisturize enough
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    36-24-34
  • Buff_Man
    Buff_Man Posts: 622 Member
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    Size isn't everything
  • heartattackspecial
    heartattackspecial Posts: 53 Member
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    I only eat healthy foods. Mostly I make things out of cauliflower to resemble actual foods. Like cauliflower hot fudge sundaes.
  • heartattackspecial
    heartattackspecial Posts: 53 Member
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    I only wear underwear made of natural root vegetable fibers.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    Itsthatdood wrote: »
    Im that dude

    The one on the left or the right 🤷🏾‍♀️
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
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    Call me pretty, feed me tacos and make me coconut/pineapple margaritas.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    "it will all be okay"
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,365 Member
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    Vikka_V wrote: »
    "it will all be okay"

    That's a lie? :'(
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    ythannah wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    "it will all be okay"

    That's a lie? :'(

    For as long as I can remember, I've had an uneasy sense that it won't be

    ...and I consider myself an optimist 🙂
    ...I try

  • heartattackspecial
    heartattackspecial Posts: 53 Member
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    Oh, its a quick simple fix!
  • ZenDream
    ZenDream Posts: 208 Member
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    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I only had one glass of wine

    How large was the glass? Lol

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