The Lies we want to hear...

heartattackspecial

I only wear underwear made of natural root vegetable fibers.

mommabear4315

Itsthatdood wrote: »

Im that dude

The one on the left or the right 🤷🏾‍♀️

mommabear4315

Call me pretty, feed me tacos and make me coconut/pineapple margaritas.

Vikka_V

"it will all be okay"

ythannah

Vikka_V wrote: »

"it will all be okay"

That's a lie?

Vikka_V

ythannah wrote: »

Vikka_V wrote: »

"it will all be okay"

That's a lie?

For as long as I can remember, I've had an uneasy sense that it won't be

...and I consider myself an optimist 🙂
...I try

mi_nina_lola

the cancer is all gone

laprimaJenny

I only had one glass of wine

heartattackspecial

Oh, its a quick simple fix!

ZenDream

laprimaJenny wrote: »

I only had one glass of wine

How large was the glass? Lol

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that_night_in_paris

I am french and I live a very odd life. I drink lots of wine from the Champagne region and spend my weekdays watching good films. I also sleep with my best friend's wife on weekends and we argue afterwards. It's a very odd life but it's alright because I am french.

TwitchyMacGee

Just more to love

laprimaJenny

She’s just a friend

Mr_Healthy_Habits

You're totally the only one I chat with 😏

TwitchyMacGee

Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »

You're totally the only one I chat with 😏

😑

Eta: You’re the only person I chat with

from here

Right now

Using this medium

OpheliaCooter

Your eyebrows are even

TwitchyMacGee

OpheliaCooter wrote: »

Your eyebrows are even

Thank you

GrumpySparkles

These jeans don't make my butt look big.

heartattackspecial

Yes I’m wearing clean underwear

PaperDoll_

Those jeans make your butt look big. 😁

OpheliaCooter

Tigers make great pets

PlentyofProtein00

I run marathons. Place 3rd in my age category. I eat a clean diet. My cats are my besties.

Ok. Thsts a truth.

OpheliaCooter

Your boobs are even

PlentyofProtein00

OpheliaCooter wrote: »

Your boobs are even

I've been told otherwise.

ZenDream

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

Those jeans make your butt look big. 😁

That's a compliment , no?

mi_nina_lola

PaperDoll_ wrote: »

Those jeans make your butt look big. 😁

that would be a miracle for me

mi_nina_lola

your covid haircut looks GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

TwitchyMacGee

OpheliaCooter wrote: »

Your boobs are even

Thank you

mi_nina_lola

laprimaJenny wrote: »

I only had one glass of wine

are you looking in my living room window or what J?