The Lies we want to hear...
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I'm typing this post on a smartphone while at the same time landing a crippled FA-18 Hornet fighter jet onto a US aircraft carrier pitching in stormy seas in the middle of the Indian Ocean... at night.1
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Ppff... The lighting thanks me for making IT look good 😏0
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This morning I came up with a cure for Covid 19 while in the shower. However, while rinsing my hair, somebody flushed the toilet and blasted me with freezing cold water. I then slipped on a bar of soap, fell and whacked my head. Now I can’t remember it. I also think I’m a carrot named Diane.1
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Ppff... It's just water 😏0
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Lies we want to hear...
One day, I hope you look back and regret every single thing you did to me until the very end of time.3 -
Lies we want to hear...
Addendum:
It's true. Sometimes, your closest friends or even relatives that you reveal most of your secrets to can become so two-faced or even betray you without you knowing that they were never really in your corner at all. It breaks your heart. Even though you choose to forgive them the pain lingers on. Honest enemies are better than false friends.1 -
Time will stand still if you moisturize enough2
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Size isn't everything1
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I only eat healthy foods. Mostly I make things out of cauliflower to resemble actual foods. Like cauliflower hot fudge sundaes.3
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I only wear underwear made of natural root vegetable fibers.1
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Itsthatdood wrote: »Im that dude
The one on the left or the right 🤷🏾♀️0 -
Call me pretty, feed me tacos and make me coconut/pineapple margaritas.1
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"it will all be okay"4
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the cancer is all gone12
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I only had one glass of wine5
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Oh, its a quick simple fix!0
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laprimaJenny wrote: »I only had one glass of wine
How large was the glass? Lol0
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