Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    she owns a talent agency that represents dwarfs with acting chops
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    His once a year side business...calls moms on Mother’s Day on behalf of sons who hate talking on the phone. His years of mimicking people have paid off.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Is currently developing microrobotic frogs and fireflies to release into the wild to compensate for the declining populations. As a side venture she is using the built in cameras to capture and catalog everyone's nudes....just in case.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    Puts together well thought out birthday plans for kids. Created a book titled "the entitled: planning birthday parties to the emtreme"

    Chapter 21 is about ordering an exotic petting zoo. The dos and donts.
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
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    Mall Kiosk Make-Up Specialist
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Pet rescue, specializing in getting cats out of trees. He appreciates a good tip. What he doesnt tell them is that he put fluffy up there in the first place.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Voodoo doll designer and creator. Includes hair and eyelashes from his own exes in each creation. Best not to get on his bad side!!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Roller derby enforcer known for her fierce and punishing moves. Her signature move is called the ToM. After elbowing an opponent in the hoohah the commentators give their signature call of "Oooooo, musta been her time of the month!"
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    ⬆️ LMAO

    Called himself CHO aka Chief Happiness Officer. If you didn’t have a smile on your face, you were either tickled until you did or you had a happy face tattooed on your forehead.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Gynecologist.. he's not actually done the formal training per se but has practiced for years, says he doesnt need a piece of paper from a university.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Herder of wild cats and sorts ducks into rows, a true professional at it!!
    Gynecologist.. he's not actually done the formal training per se but has practiced for years, says he doesnt need a piece of paper from a university.

    Hope you didn’t mean me, love. 😂

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Cat0703a wrote: »
    Herder of wild cats, a true professional at it!!
    Gynecologist.. he's not actually done the formal training per se but has practiced for years, says he doesnt need a piece of paper from a university.

    Hope you didn’t mean me, love. 😂

    You snuck in there 😆 it was for callousedthoughts

    You are a professional cowgirl.. 😉
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    Jo designs underwear that is camel toe resistant
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Shes the one who creates all the posts that friends forward you. You know the ones..."Lets see how many people like to breathe." "I bet very few people will forward this".
  • jcrav77
    jcrav77 Posts: 584 Member
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    Hand sharpening wooden toothpicks
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    AI specialist... :D that's not Artificial intelligence... He works on a farm.
  • Keef75
    Keef75 Posts: 546 Member
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    Saturn’s apprentice 😉
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    jcrav77 wrote: »
    Hand sharpening wooden toothpicks

    Sorry I skipped you :)

    Author for you
    Keef75 wrote: »
    Saturn’s apprentice 😉

    Masseuse for you Keith.. ;)
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Masseuse-ee. No one takes a massage like she does. Simply the best.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,626 Member
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    Co-creator of crocs. He or she 🤷‍♀️ never got credit. His original design had slits instead of holes and he called them cocs