Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • Keef75
    Keef75 Posts: 546 Member
    Naughty boy school guv’nor
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    GQ model ;)
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Sidewalk engineer. Its sounds simple but it's very high paced stressful career. She has to understand environmental changes that occur with each sidewalk design she creates. The curved curb is her most popular design.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Doorman
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,018 Member
    Exotic Dancer
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  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Pro minion impersonator
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Britney Spears back up Dancer :D
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    A doorman!? @shaf238 :D

    A coffee bean tester. A batch of beans come in. Testing begins. Scratch test, sniff, lick and swallow. If it passes the testing procedures its shipped to local coffee shops.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Belly dancer
  • gjw5000
    gjw5000 Posts: 86 Member
    Delivery driver or get away driver...
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She is called an "Improvement Officer" for the mail service. She designs and tests new methods to streamline the delivery process. Some of designs include:

    Donut hat (donut on a stick in front of mailman to make him move faster)
    Butter Clogs (shoes that emit butter from the soles to decrease foot friction and improve speed)
    Go go gadget mail arms (extendable arms to help reach the mailbox that much quicker)
    Azzless mail shorts (only speeds up the walking of those who are self conscious)
    Electroshoes (shoes with leads attached to calves. With its installed electric unit, a muscle stimulating shock occurs with each step, increasing in frequency until a healthy jog is achieved)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She owns & operates a little shoppe that caters to Mail Carriers and Cable Installers
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She is personally responsible for all the "We want you back" mailings from Direct TV after you cancel your service.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cher impersonator
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Burlesque producer and director. Show is called kitty Kitty. Technically yes performed by cats.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Champion of the Southeast division of the river dance. She does it with cats tied to her extremeties to up the difficulty.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Professional diver, he will literally dive into anything you pay him for... jelly, pool.. etc etc
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 43,631 Member
    Jelly belly taster ...her favorite flavor is the buttered popcorn jelly belly :p
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Works for the politically correct, media monitoring task force. Insures everyone always feels warm and fuzzy, or at least in a safe space. Her latest recommendation is changing "murder hornet" to "homicide buzzy"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    *shhh, come closer, I need to whisper it*... he's a Mfp spy mod. He goes out onto the forums on intel missions, makes notes about your posts, gleans information from your interactions, for possible black mail use.
    *keep it on the dl* I don't want to get in trouble 🤫
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Models for those decals on big rig mudflaps
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Doctor. Pretty sure she is a doctor. That's what she told me when she said when she told me to bend over and cough.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Tree doctor.. likes to kick tree roots . Like kicking tires .
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    Hes a DJ, a good one at that
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Chef
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Lawyer during the day, specializing in international maritime law. Treasure hunter at night, hunting the spanish fleet wrecks of 1715 and the gold. Oh, the lure of gold.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Private detective hired by jilted lovers
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    On call bug squashing service. For those squeamish about squashing is her slogan ( Murder Hornets cost extra)
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Night time bed tucker-in-er. Like to be tucked in tight? He can do that. One foot left out? No problem.

    Warning though...cuddles and butterfly kisses cost a lot. I won’t make that mistake an 8th time. 😣

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