We broke up because...

happimess01 · May 2020

she had a court order to stay 100 yards away from old age homes at all times

slimgirljo15 · May 2020

False advertising.. he wasn't particularly happi

lx1x · May 2020

She found another.. dump me out on the curb

slimgirljo15 · May 2020

lx1x wrote: »

She found another.. dump me out on the curb

Never my little love muffin.. I'm keeping you 😁🤗

PlentyofProtein00 · May 2020

She's keeping him not me

PaperDoll_ · May 2020

She got away. Literally. I thought I had those knots tied tighter. 🤔

Callousedthoughts · May 2020

She had a Don Knotts lifesize doll tied up in her closet. Creeeeee-py

slimgirljo15 · May 2020

He said I looked like Don Knotts wtf

Callousedthoughts · May 2020

Kept calling me Barney and locking me in a cell

slimgirljo15 · May 2020

Callousedthoughts wrote: »

Kept calling me Barney and locking me in a cell

Oh puuulllease, you begged to be put in there, Barney😄

Callousedthoughts · May 2020

Told everyone about my fantasies

PlentyofProtein00 · May 2020

I was not in any of his fantasies

lx1x · May 2020

She didn't want to go to fantasy island

Callousedthoughts · May 2020

I had to hear "Zee plane, zee plane" at least 8 times every.damn.day

Strawberry892020 · May 2020

They were too vanilla

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2020

I Lived a Vanilla bean lifestyle, simple yet versatile with that kick of spice that emerges every few licks. 🍦

Callousedthoughts · May 2020

She licked my cone.

slimgirljo15 · May 2020

He wouldn't let me lick his cone

PlentyofProtein00 · May 2020

Said I licked too much.

Callousedthoughts · May 2020

I got tongue rash, but was otherwise pretty happy

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