Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Champion of the Southeast division of the river dance. She does it with cats tied to her extremeties to up the difficulty.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,590 Member
    Professional diver, he will literally dive into anything you pay him for... jelly, pool.. etc etc
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 27,234 Member
    Jelly belly taster ...her favorite flavor is the buttered popcorn jelly belly :p
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Works for the politically correct, media monitoring task force. Insures everyone always feels warm and fuzzy, or at least in a safe space. Her latest recommendation is changing "murder hornet" to "homicide buzzy"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,590 Member
    *shhh, come closer, I need to whisper it*... he's a Mfp spy mod. He goes out onto the forums on intel missions, makes notes about your posts, gleans information from your interactions, for possible black mail use.
    *keep it on the dl* I don't want to get in trouble 🤫
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    Models for those decals on big rig mudflaps
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 2,950 Member
    Doctor. Pretty sure she is a doctor. That's what she told me when she said when she told me to bend over and cough.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,026 Member
    Tree doctor.. likes to kick tree roots . Like kicking tires .
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    Hes a DJ, a good one at that
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    Chef
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Lawyer during the day, specializing in international maritime law. Treasure hunter at night, hunting the spanish fleet wrecks of 1715 and the gold. Oh, the lure of gold.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    Private detective hired by jilted lovers
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    On call bug squashing service. For those squeamish about squashing is her slogan ( Murder Hornets cost extra)
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 13,249 Member
    Night time bed tucker-in-er. Like to be tucked in tight? He can do that. One foot left out? No problem.

    Warning though...cuddles and butterfly kisses cost a lot. I won’t make that mistake an 8th time. 😣
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 2,950 Member
    I love tuck ins 😃I'd pay for this


    Shes the local bar girl. Shes paid to visit bars. Loud, fun, dancing gets other patrons giggling and letting loose. She entices them to stay longer buy more...its a fun night you dont want to end.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 13,249 Member
    Storyteller at the children’s library. Her voices are so realistic the librarian thought that a wolf really was blowing down a little piggy’s house and called 911.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,026 Member
    Pick up lines writter..
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 2,950 Member
    Puppet designer. It was her idea to create a wide mouth.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Contract Kilter. Women who'd like to see their man in a kilt but cant get them to do it hire her to make it happen. No one knows for sure how she does it, but the men wake up kilted and confused.