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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Always talked about her ex who had Agalmatophilia
She wouldn't move for love0 -
Kept moving for love. Thats what she called it when I caught her with Doug, the ice cream man. Tried to buy me off with a fudge pop.0
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Was always talking in his/her sleep and screaming out something about Doug getting all the fudgesicles and soda pop! I was getting chubby just thinking about these things! 😩0
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She was too high maintenance. She never could just say "soda" or "pop." Everything had to be fancy with her.0
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Her dutch ovens were lethal.. I died 😵0
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She died and necrophilia wasn't my thing.0
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She cheated on me...with dead people0
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I died but we stayed together as it turns out necrophilia was her thing0
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She was my best friends brothers room mate - Incest wasn't sexy to her 🤣😂😈1
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He wasn't related to me.0
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She wasnt fellated to me0
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He incriminated me.0
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I found out that she just needed someone to pay for her Attorney. 😧0
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She was stingy with her cash and refused to be my sugar mama.0
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She wanted sugar daddy.. but I'm just a peasant...0
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He was more a flour and yeast daddy. He wanted me to bake him bread. I’m low carb. 😐1
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Always wanted protein .. demands fillet and lobster all the time.. hense I'm just eating bread.. ,😖0
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He never took me on his boat to fish or crab. Too squeamish. Preferred sailing off into the sunset instead.0
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She found someone with a bigger boat.0
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kept saying how It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.0
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