We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Kept stepping on my blue suede shoes.0
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Hip thrusts at home are great! π
But at church during Praise & Worship? π¬π³0 -
Hey, there's no wrong time for hip thrusts!
And we didn't! π1 -
He was too busy thrusting his hips with Fab. I donβt share.1
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Ran off with my daughter. π¬0
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She wouldn't let me thrust with my friends π€£π€£π€£0
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Kept calling me a she. π³0
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I cut my hair
He said he preferred the hairy chest0 -
Idk π€·ββοΈ why did we?0
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Dont you remember that night with the kangaroo, rocket fuel, minions, and Eddie Murphy?
She forgot everything.0 -
Callousedthoughts wrote: Β»Dont you remember that night with the kangaroo, rocket fuel, minions, and Eddie Murphy?
She forgot everything.
It's hazy π€ oh wait.. I do recall you and Eddie π³1 -
Her memory was too good0
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He didnt want to travel between 2 countries0
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Always left towels everywhere.0
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Always wore towels everywhere0
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Only needed a washcloth1
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Gave me a dirty dishrag for covid protection0
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Didn't appreciate the things I did to keep him safe.0
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Tied me to the bed, said it was for my protection.
Then went to work0
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