We broke up because...

Wore stilettos everywhere.. including while taking a shower . Got out of hand.

Crossdresser

Was always pulling my ponytail and yelling "giddy up." It was fine most places, but not at church.

Wouldn’t shave her...um legs for me.

Wouldn't grow her armpit hair and dye it red for me.

Cried a lot and left snotty tissues everywhere.. ewww gross

She was always running a fever...I was skerred!
😬☢️😷

Because it was wrong on so many levels

Commmmiiiing..