We broke up because...
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Sawed off half my stilts. 😤0
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Wore stilettos everywhere.. including while taking a shower . Got out of hand.0
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OMG.. she can't keep a secret.0
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Crossdresser0
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She preferred her men with ponytails and her women bald.0
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Was always pulling my ponytail and yelling "giddy up." It was fine most places, but not at church.0
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Wouldn't shave her head for me0
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Wouldn’t shave her...um legs for me.0
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Shaved my legs while I slept 🤬0
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Wouldn't grow her armpit hair and dye it red for me.0
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Skipped me to get to cat.
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Cried a lot and left snotty tissues everywhere.. ewww gross0
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Made fun of my hayfever.0
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She was always running a fever...I was skerred!
😬☢️😷
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She gave me fever when she kissed me.
Come back! 😢0 -
Because it was wrong on so many levels0
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I like wrong... Get back here 😏1
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Commmmiiiing..
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She just left.. no note . Nothing0
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