We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    I wanted to live.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    We didn't. I'm the kind of crazy she needs. >:)

    Awww🤗
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She found crazy adorable. I don’t like being found adorable. 😉
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    I told her she was crazy *kitten* able. She didnt like that either. I probably shouldve went somewhere in the middle🤔
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He probably should have avoided my middle in general. The Pillsbury pizza boy poke each night made me *kitten*ing crazy.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    She had a fetish for blobs in chef's hats...
    I couldn't watch cooking show without flashbacks of her tall-hat subjective-(ness)
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
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    I caught her letting the fish nibble her toes when she said she wouldn’t betray me!!
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Because I *kitten* hate feet
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She was jealous of all our pets. I came home one day to a tank full of dead goldfish.
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    She wouldn't eat our "leftover pet meat" for dinner
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
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    I asked if we could make fabric dolls and next thing I knew the scissors were out and I was running
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    She wouldn't let me test her "mini me,'" dolls with pins and fire
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She didn’t believe in positive reinforcement. I left a dish out...poke with a pin, didn’t make dinner on time...my favourite book in the fireplace.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    I would never break up with her! I’m going to keep her forever! 😍
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    I didn’t make her top 10 😭
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She ranked everything out of 10. My cooking was a 10 but my enthusiasm for cleaning was a -47 so she left me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She was a hoarder.. there came a day that I just couldn't get in the door. :(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
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    She kicked me out. 😣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    lx1x wrote: »
    She kicked me out. 😣

    :o liar.. we are not breaking up.. get it 😠
    You can cry, scream.. throw a tantrum but I'm not untying you
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    edited June 2020
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    She tied me with other guys in the basement. Put me all the way in the back. 😣

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