Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    I was.honna say chewed up bubblegum!!!
    But also my d*** even though I don't have one
    Be cause how alarming would that he?
    Looking for your keys or spare change, and you find a d***?!?! 😂😂😂
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    Lmao oh....hello there 😏
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Little glittery suns so when someone asks what’s there, she can sing JT’s “Can’t stop the feeling” song.
    🎶 I got that sunshine in my pocket
    Got that good soul in my feet 🎶
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Her foot. Shes reallllly double jointed
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    M&M.. and Skittles
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 43,189 Member
    2 cents :p
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Her magic fairy glitter. Making children and sweet women swoon with the beauty of it. And crotchety old men complain about the mess.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Donuts 😳
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Two bags of wood chips
  • spookyface
    spookyface Posts: 420 Member
    Another little piece of my heart?
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    17 Fitbits. At the end of the day she totals the steps from all of them into MFP and uses the exercise calories for cake.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    What is that thing? .. it's vibrating 🤔
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Old pager.. 😳
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Old pager.. 😳

    Did you just call me old ? 😤
    Fyi I've never seen a pager :D

    A piece of paper with phone numbers on it and next to each number a name..
    Fluffy Muffy
    Swinging Suzie
    Candy Girl

    He says they're family 🤔
  • SheepDogSix
    SheepDogSix Posts: 150 Member
    Deviled ham sandwich, lite mayo, on organic whole wheat.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    A Rubix cube for when he’s waiting anywhere. The original candy crush meets fidget spinner.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Purple sprinkles. She likes to shake them on unsuspecting strangers as she passes them by at the gym. She claims it's dried tears of a unicorn and has healing powers.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    A salt and pepper shaker. Shes got a thing about restaurant shakers. One shaker has Nicholas cages face on it, the other has Keanu Reeves face. She pulls them out, kisses each before using them.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Not falling for that again 😳
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    A series of pockets with buttons. Inside each pocket is a smaller pocket. Takes a while to get them all open and turns out she just really likes hands in her pockets
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Rocks with faces drawn on them to resemble his friends. He takes them out and talks to them when he gets lonely. The cat one is particularly lovely.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Taffy with faces drawn on them to resemble her harem. She takes them out and talks to them when she gets lonely. Then eats them.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Something warm and gooey. Smells like jalapenos??
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited July 2020
    An old rusty compass she refers to as "Vintage".
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    A Swiss Army knife, matches, small thermal sleeping bag, water purification tablets, lipstick and a stick of gum. She takes being prepared for anything to a whole new level.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,437 Member
    Scooby snacks for me?
  • Yannaove
    Yannaove Posts: 5,185 Member
    Chakra Healing Crystals in a Velvet Satchel
  • Randolfmfp
    Randolfmfp Posts: 81 Member
    A tiny chihuahua
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A cucumber
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited July 2020
    My hand.. her pocket is empty .. got tricked.. 😂

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