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  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Carries a whistle with her anywhere she goes. If you sneeze, cough, or so much as have watery eyes, she blows it loudly and yells "QUARANTINE"
  • ChrissyChickie
    ChrissyChickie Posts: 182 Member
    Is going to lose his 85 lbs by dancing to Country music. :)
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Won first place in the loogie spitting contest at the 1983 Texas State Fair. Still brags at parties.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She stole those goats in her profile pic :o
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Played an extra on iconic tv series Friends. She sat at a table in the background of cafe.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Kidnapped the employee of the month at her local starbucks. Keeps him in the closet to make her caramel macchiatos
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Poses as a Patrol Officer and pulls pretty people over just to get their address and phone number
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Sells the clay from her backyard in fancy little packages for hundreds of dollars. Claims it is what makes her look decades younger than she is.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Shes a traveling mattress saleslady. Has a sample strapped to her back. Pulls peas from her pocket and re-enacts the entire "Princess and the Pea" story as part of her sales pitch.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Mugged a granny for a slice of pie
  • RuthlessRoxy
    RuthlessRoxy Posts: 36 Member
    Was the original Gerber Baby.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She was Roxy in the play Chicago!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Runs a marathon every morning so he has enough exercise calories to support his fried chicken habit.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was born Bobby More then had an "operation". She is now called Bobbi Less
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Can name 232 different varieties of cake
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Broke up with Bobby More 😳😂
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    "Organ" recipient from Bobby More
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2020
    Is mad at me because I got the organ he wanted 😝 :laugh:
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Plays the organ at church. She’ll have you weeping with her playing of “Amazing Grace”
  • shereelyons2202
    shereelyons2202 Posts: 3 Member
    Has a cat named Raymond that chases people on hoverboards x
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has a titanium plate in her head that picks up radio waves. She tugs on her ear to change channels. When she opens her mouth everyone within 100m can hear the local radio station.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Doesnt believe in electricity. Rolls herself in dough before bed, uses her body heat to cook the dough. IN the morning....fresh bread everyone!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I woke up this morning to see him coming into my room with a jar of raspberry jam and a tub of butter :o
  • toriann319
    toriann319 Posts: 994 Member
    Wakes up in the middle of the night to eat toast with butter and raspberry jam because "middle of the night" calories don't count when you're blonde and beautiful. B)
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Works at a kissing booth full time. And her side hustle is lawyering.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    The kissing booths best customer..
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Kissing booth Manager
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He has silicone lips because he wore his original ones out in the kissing booths :*:D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Hates cleaning so much she waits until can no longer stand it, then moves.
  • RuthlessRoxy
    RuthlessRoxy Posts: 36 Member
    Once was a foreign model for Gucci and became so rich and popular because of her beauty, she bought Gucci outright and changed the brand to "Girl Power!" She is now retired at the age of 23. :smile:

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