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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Mugged a granny for a slice of pie
  • RuthlessRoxy
    RuthlessRoxy Posts: 36 Member
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    Was the original Gerber Baby.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    She was Roxy in the play Chicago!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,550 Member
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    Runs a marathon every morning so he has enough exercise calories to support his fried chicken habit.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Was born Bobby More then had an "operation". She is now called Bobbi Less
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Can name 232 different varieties of cake
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Broke up with Bobby More 😳😂
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    "Organ" recipient from Bobby More
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
    edited July 2020
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    Is mad at me because I got the organ he wanted 😝 :laugh:
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,550 Member
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    Plays the organ at church. She’ll have you weeping with her playing of “Amazing Grace”
  • shereelyons2202
    shereelyons2202 Posts: 3 Member
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    Has a cat named Raymond that chases people on hoverboards x
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Has a titanium plate in her head that picks up radio waves. She tugs on her ear to change channels. When she opens her mouth everyone within 100m can hear the local radio station.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Doesnt believe in electricity. Rolls herself in dough before bed, uses her body heat to cook the dough. IN the morning....fresh bread everyone!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I woke up this morning to see him coming into my room with a jar of raspberry jam and a tub of butter :o
  • toriann319
    toriann319 Posts: 994 Member
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    Wakes up in the middle of the night to eat toast with butter and raspberry jam because "middle of the night" calories don't count when you're blonde and beautiful. B)
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,550 Member
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    Works at a kissing booth full time. And her side hustle is lawyering.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    The kissing booths best customer..
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,323 Member
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    Kissing booth Manager
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He has silicone lips because he wore his original ones out in the kissing booths :*:D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,550 Member
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    Hates cleaning so much she waits until can no longer stand it, then moves.

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