Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Wants a mommy, not a partner
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    wants a partner, not a daddy
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    wants a partner, not a daddy

    Did Neil tell you about my daddy issues? :o
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    wants a partner, not a daddy

    Did Neil tell you about my daddy issues? :o

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  • dts_90
    dts_90 Posts: 58 Member
    Why am I making you a whole cuppa tea for you to only drink half? 😡
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  • dts_90
    dts_90 Posts: 58 Member
    killin_tyme wrote: »
    dts_90 wrote: »
    Why am I making you a whole cuppa tea for you to only drink half? 😡

    Because I asked for coffee 🙄

    Touché 😂😂
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Wants a mommy, not a partner

    Kinda disturbing how this came to mind when I read your post.
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  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Wants a mommy, not a partner

    Kinda disturbing how this came to mind when I read your post.
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    that's a deal breaker alright
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    when she is allergic to the ink in the bar stamp
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    When the conversation (no matter what it’s about) always comes back around to him.
    Step away from the metaphorical mirror dude.
  • _canadianbakin_
    _canadianbakin_ Posts: 413 Member
    Rotten teeth
  • Analog_Kid
    Analog_Kid Posts: 976 Member
    When her emotional support dog growls and bears it's teeth at me
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    when they have an emotional support python 😁
  • Hanibanani2020
    Hanibanani2020 Posts: 523 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    when they have an emotional support python 😁
    That’s a bell yeah! I mean that next level support 😅
  • BillyOldish
    BillyOldish Posts: 7 Member
    A Trumpster is a massive deal breaker, no thank you!
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    antifaaimee wrote: »
    A Trumpster is a massive deal breaker, no thank you!

    Same 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Unless of course she's hot 😬
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Although I own guns and enjoy shooting them and believe in the right to hunt,
    A hunter, I couldn’t be with a person that enjoys killing animals.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Although I own guns and enjoy shooting them and believe in the right to hunt,
    A hunter, I couldn’t be with a person that enjoys killing animals.

    So I wouldn't have to kill any spiders for you then 😏
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Although I own guns and enjoy shooting them and believe in the right to hunt,
    A hunter, I couldn’t be with a person that enjoys killing animals.

    So I wouldn't have to kill any spiders for you then 😏

    Yes you would!
    Spiders aren’t animals and you don’t have to shoot them! 😂😜
  • Katmary71
    Katmary71 Posts: 7,082 Member
    It's funny, a lot of the big things I thought would be deal breakers I'm actually okay with as the person snuck past my guard by being an old high school friend first then hanging out recently. I work out hours a day and eat over 10 servings of veggies a day and I'm badly injured and unhealthy but in shape and he smokes and doesn't work out and has less health issues than I do. That's not fair, come on! He's bringing his cat over this weekend as it's injured, she's an outdoor cat and mine are indoor, if she beats up my boys it's a deal breaker for sure! Aside of that not being shown appreciation, I don't need flowers or a bunch of mushy statements and love "taking care" of people I have feelings for, just say thank you and do your part too. I'm not doing everything in a relationship.
  • Katmary71
    Katmary71 Posts: 7,082 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Although I own guns and enjoy shooting them and believe in the right to hunt,
    A hunter, I couldn’t be with a person that enjoys killing animals.

    So I wouldn't have to kill any spiders for you then 😏

    As a kid I thought that's the only thing getting married was good for, having a spider killer!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    permanent coffee breath
    overdressing
    "i JUST saw your text 😩"
    blind bandwagoning
    youtube makeup tutorial addiction
    horse girls
    harry potter fanatics
  • Hanibanani2020
    Hanibanani2020 Posts: 523 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    permanent coffee breath
    overdressing
    "i JUST saw your text 😩"
    blind bandwagoning
    youtube makeup tutorial addiction
    horse girls
    harry potter fanatics

    Is that because we intimidate you or...because of the hay in our pockets?
  • Whyohwhydidsheswallowthefly
    Whyohwhydidsheswallowthefly Posts: 36 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    horse girls
    harry potter fanatics

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    🤣
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    permanent coffee breath
    overdressing
    "i JUST saw your text 😩"
    blind bandwagoning
    youtube makeup tutorial addiction
    horse girls
    harry potter fanatics

    Definitely should be naked all the time. You are absolutely correct.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Take your finger out of your nose dude!
    That should be done in private.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    pointy elbows

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