Most embarrassing moment
Theotherwhiteclint
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Let's here em. Mine was in high school. I was in a Christmas production at church and was playing Jesus. I was getting my full body makeup on and the old lady doing it was readjusting my loin cloth. I had boxers in underneath but apparently the goods had made their way out the front hole and as she was readjusting the cloth she got a front row view. So embarrassing...by the end of the night everyone knew
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Back in 2007, I was dating a girl who was epileptic. We were all being goofy and I let her do my face in full makeup. Lipstick, eyeliner, the works.
She ended up having a seizure and while taking care of her we called an ambulance. The whole time I couldn’t figure out why the paramedics were laughing until I looked in the mirror after they had left.
Don’t care, I looked fabulous.9 -
LiftIngForTacos wrote: »Back in 2007, I was dating a girl who was epileptic. We were all being goofy and I let her do my face in full makeup. Lipstick, eyeliner, the works.
She ended up having a seizure and while taking care of her we called an ambulance. The whole time I couldn’t realize why the paramedics were laughing until I looked in the mirror after they had left.
Don’t care, I looked fabulous.
Own that shizzzz...ha1 -
Probably when a newborn deer broke my arm. Like fully snapped the ulna with a tiny kick. The hospital staff had a great time with that.2
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All made up for a night out and feeling gorgeous. Cab arrived and waved from the car when I opened the front door. Stepped down onto the drive whilst confidently and smoothly turning to pull the front door shut. My stiletto heel caught on my long skirt and swiftly yanked my skirt from my waste to my knees. In utter disbelief at what had just happened I just stood there facing the (now fully shut) door and *kitten* to cab driver... rummaging for door keys... opened front door and denied ever having called a cab!
NB- the skirt was tight and I’d gone commando!
Never used that cab company again! Was well and truly mortified!4 -
All made up for a night out and feeling gorgeous. Cab arrived and waved from the car when I opened the front door. Stepped down onto the drive whilst confidently and smoothly turning to pull the front door shut. My stiletto heel caught on my long skirt and swiftly yanked my skirt from my waste to my knees. In utter disbelief at what had just happened I just stood there facing the (now fully shut) door and *kitten* to cab driver... rummaging for door keys... opened front door and denied ever having called a cab!
NB- the skirt was tight and I’d gone commando!
Never used that cab company again! Was well and truly mortified!
Some cabby is writing a post about his best moment ever... ;-)7 -
I can't think of any at the moment. Either I haven't lived or I have selective amnesia.
The only thing I can think of now is when I was in high school and got volunteered for the 1200m race. I was not only the last to finish, but I was also lapped by the guys in the next race, which started because they couldn't wait for me to finish.5 -
Uhuh, not joining in on this conversation. But I'll certainly read and laugh at others' expense.
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Years ago when I use to use a tanning bed. I was at a tanning salon. Got to my room with the bed in. Started getting undressed. Got fully naked and started to apply my tanning lotion. I was rubbing lotion on my stomach when all of a sudden the first desk girl walked right in. Boom she seen everything! Her face was so red lol. I didn’t even know what to say or do. So I just stood there lol. She quickly shut the door. I completely forgot to lock the door lol. Needless to say after that I always checked to make sure the door was locked before getting naked.4
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lando_rooney wrote: »Years ago when I use to use a tanning bed. I was at a tanning salon. Got to my room with the bed in. Started getting undressed. Got fully naked and started to apply my tanning lotion. I was rubbing lotion on my stomach when all of a sudden the first desk girl walked right in. Boom she seen everything! Her face was so red lol. I didn’t even know what to say or do. So I just stood there lol. She quickly shut the door. I completely forgot to lock the door lol. Needless to say after that I always checked to make sure the door was locked before getting naked.
"Forgot to lock the door"...suuuuure🤣4 -
I was leaving work one day and was trying to dig something out of my bag. I walked up to a car that was the same model and color as mine, and was pulling and pulling on the handle wondering why it wasn't unlocking. The window rolled down, which scared the crap out of me, and some guy asks "can I help you with something". Not my car, also not sure how I didn't realize this car was running when I walked up to it
Sort of similar story, when I was younger I remember leaving Walmart with my mom and sister. We loaded everything into a car and were buckling up before my mom realized it wasn't our car.3 -
clintoncullins wrote: »lando_rooney wrote: »Years ago when I use to use a tanning bed. I was at a tanning salon. Got to my room with the bed in. Started getting undressed. Got fully naked and started to apply my tanning lotion. I was rubbing lotion on my stomach when all of a sudden the first desk girl walked right in. Boom she seen everything! Her face was so red lol. I didn’t even know what to say or do. So I just stood there lol. She quickly shut the door. I completely forgot to lock the door lol. Needless to say after that I always checked to make sure the door was locked before getting naked.
"Forgot to lock the door"...suuuuure🤣
Always check the door lol
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When I was in college, I got the opportunity to interview a famous professional athlete for an assignment.
I met the athlete at the team's training facility, and the interview went well. Afterwards, we were still chatting as we were walking, and there was a oddly-placed folding chair that I did not see. I did a cartoonish head-over-heels flip that must have been hilarious to anyone who saw it. Several of famous athlete's teammates were nearby and cracked up. There were all sorts of media and team personnel around and everyone stopped what they were doing to look at me. The wife of the athlete I had interviewed was nearby and yelled at her husband to help me up, which he did.
Everyone was nice (except the laughing teammates) and asked if I needed to see the medical staff. I said no and high-tailed it out of there as quickly as I could. Nothing hurt but my pride.5 -
i went on a date with a girl and accidentally slammed my own hand in the car door when i was shutting the passenger side for her4
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I have told this story here before to friends. But, one time in the winter i was out all morning working in the cold and came in tired and freezing. I took a nice hot shower and just laid down in front of my nice warm woodstove for a minute in just a towel. Well apperently i passed out for quite a while, because i woke up, completely naked on the floor to the sound of vacuuming. I was mortified to realize my cleaning lady had come in while i was sleeping naked by the fire.....i grabbed my towel and went and got dressed. That was a couple years ago now and neither of us have ever mentioned it 😁7
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My bet is she hadn't turned that vacuum on for quite awhile after she got there.5
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I have so many like idk which is 'most' embarrassing. I think the most recent was the horrible running I did while trying to keep my pants up at kickball. It was in front of the lesbian team made up of my gf's rugby player freinds who are cool, competitive and athletic and my goober flamboyant fat self just looked so silly. 🤔 last time I saw them I was sloppy wasted which was another embarrassing moment so it's like it doubled up.3
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Yoshiboobs wrote: »I have so many like idk which is 'most' embarrassing. I think the most recent was the horrible running I did while trying to keep my pants up at kickball. It was in front of the lesbian team made up of my gf's rugby player freinds who are cool, competitive and athletic and my goober flamboyant fat self just looked so silly. 🤔 last time I saw them I was sloppy wasted which was another embarrassing moment so it's like it doubled up.
Yeh but it all makes you unforgettable. 1 -
Yoshiboobs wrote: »I have so many like idk which is 'most' embarrassing. I think the most recent was the horrible running I did while trying to keep my pants up at kickball. It was in front of the lesbian team made up of my gf's rugby player freinds who are cool, competitive and athletic and my goober flamboyant fat self just looked so silly. 🤔 last time I saw them I was sloppy wasted which was another embarrassing moment so it's like it doubled up.
Yeh but it all makes you unforgettable.
😅 aw I guess I could look at it that way.0 -
In college final semester in my 30's confident and ready to be done. Had a pretty, free flowing, lightweight long skirt on. Peed, pulled my underwear up and walked out and down the hall smiling and saying hi to everyone that crossed my path. Idle chit chat here and there in front of the library, turned around to walk away and librarian ran up behind me after I was probably a hall length away. She was flustered, "Ma'am I don't know how to tell you this but your skirt is up in the back." It was tucked into the top of my underwear and nobody, nobody told me. They just let me walk around the hallways like that. I don't know how many professors and students walked through those hallways but it was alot. I'm sure they got lots of laughs. I was humiliated.8
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I had moved to a new town new doctor .
Waiting for my pharmacy to text me to let me know when my medication would be ready .
So I get a text saying it's ready for me to pick up .
So I go to the pharmacy and tell them .
I'm here for my medication .
The lady tell me I don't see you're name in our system .
I was shaking my head and said .
I got a text saying it's ready .
Sorry maybe the doctor didn't call it in .
I was upset I drove all the way here and now your telling me you don't even have me in the system !
So I pull out my phone " to show her . Oh yes I am in the system you text me sister "!
I looked at my phone to see the text and then realized opppppps !
I was in the wrong pharmacy !!
I didn't say anything and just walked out .
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I don't think I've been embarrassed for years and years, essentially decades.
The trick is to take IDGAF to the next level.6 -
Motorsheen wrote: »I don't think I've been embarrassed for years and years, essentially decades.
Is that a challenge? 😎
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thereshegoesagain wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »I don't think I've been embarrassed for years and years, essentially decades.
Is that a challenge? 😎
Nope.
Just don’t give anyone the permission or authority to do so.6 -
When I was 16 my mum made me the coolest white crocheted bikini, it tied on each side, I thought I looked pretty cute in it.. plenty of wolf whistles, winks etc at the public swimming pool, anyway my mum came to pick me up early oneday so I hopped straight out of the pool and walked to the car.. the look on her face 😳
yep, I'd worn it for 2 weeks and nobody told me it was see through when wet.
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