We broke up because...
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She ate my dinner. (ok, the lettuce off my burger). Really though, I just wanted to make up0
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Bring me a juicy tomato and I’ll consider it.0
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Had too many "juicy tomatoes" on the side 😠0
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She called me her juicy onion wth
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She didn't realize that I love onions in everything0
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Served me chocolate cake with diced onions in it. 😖0
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She stifled my culinary experimentation 0
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She kept hiding my hair dryer0
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Kept giving me hair dryers as presents, when i am bald...0
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Chopped off my hair to make himself a wig1
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Refused to let me shave my armpit hair and glued hair on my chest. 🥴0
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Yeah.. the hairy chest just didn't do it for me
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Wanted me to wear a saddle. Too much chafing0
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Was just a horse and not a unicorn. I deserved better.0
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She lived in a fantasy world and believed reality to be brain washing0
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Tried to brain wash me and Lisa0
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He had another side chick1
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Couldn't understood the relation we have with PD...if you want us, you get her1
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