Average Girls and Guys

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  • _Kashmir_314
    _Kashmir_314 Posts: 707 Member
    ZenDream wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Is "simple" considered average? I don't have a ton of shoes, a lot of fancy clothes, wear a lot of makeup, need to be wined and dined or taken to exotic locations, I only require minimal attention. I just want respect, loyalty, honesty...and a mean foot massage.

    Would you settle for an average foot massage 🤔 asking for a friend

    I'd need to see his hands first - practice can also make average more better!

    but if it was more better would it still be considered average?

    It would be average more better = better than average

    So is average more better the same as gooder than good? Inquiring minds...

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  • ZenDream
    ZenDream Posts: 208 Member
    ZenDream wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Is "simple" considered average? I don't have a ton of shoes, a lot of fancy clothes, wear a lot of makeup, need to be wined and dined or taken to exotic locations, I only require minimal attention. I just want respect, loyalty, honesty...and a mean foot massage.

    Would you settle for an average foot massage 🤔 asking for a friend

    I'd need to see his hands first - practice can also make average more better!

    but if it was more better would it still be considered average?

    It would be average more better = better than average

    So is average more better the same as gooder than good? Inquiring minds...

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    I know, right? It's perplexing.
  • briscogun
    briscogun Posts: 1,138 Member
    How can I tell if I'm average?
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    I'm a below average cat. Do I belong here?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I would settle for just slightly below average.

    But what is your definition of "average"?

    Toyota Camry
    Cheeseburger & Fries
    Levi's
    5'11"
    Shimano 105

    2010 Toyota Camry
    Hamburger and Fritos
    Lee’s
    5’10”, more than average for female
    Shiva what?

    Looks I’m pretty average.

    Shimano 105


    We all aspire to Dura Ace.

    Amiright?
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Some of you are way too “quirky” to call yourselves average.
  • zackboomer
    zackboomer Posts: 68 Member
    I'm average height and weight
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Some of you are way too “quirky” to call yourselves average.

    I'm probably like average quirky 🤷🏽‍♂️...
    Although in rl most of my coworkers just think I'm odd 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Plus, have you seen you?🔥
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Some of you are way too “quirky” to call yourselves average.

    I'm probably like average quirky 🤷🏽‍♂️...
    Although in rl most of my coworkers just think I'm odd 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Plus, have you seen you?🔥

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    Right back at ya Ms March...
    Or was it April by then... I can't remember
  • XxFunctionalStrengthxX
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX Posts: 2,466 Member
    slessofme wrote: »
    I have a very typical "midwestern girl born in the late 70s" first name. I was never the only one in any class in jr/sr high. Then I married someone with an extremely common last name. Not quite Smith, but pretty close.

    In that part of the country, there's two possibilities. :lol::lol:
  • XxFunctionalStrengthxX
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX Posts: 2,466 Member
    jenready wrote: »
    Is "simple" considered average? I don't have a ton of shoes, a lot of fancy clothes, wear a lot of makeup, need to be wined and dined or taken to exotic locations, I only require minimal attention. I just want respect, loyalty, honesty...and a mean foot massage.

    This is so me. I sometimes wonder if I'm just too low maintenance. I take care of myself I'm just not over the top about things.

    I find this very appealing though.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    VERY average
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Average AF
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    VERY average
    I’d say you’re way more average than most people
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    VERY average
    I’d say you’re way more average than most people

    aww thanks! always nice to hear from the fans
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    VERY average
    I’d say you’re way more average than most people

    aww thanks! always nice to hear from the fans

    *kitten*
  • cdubks88
    cdubks88 Posts: 3,573 Member
    I think I'm way too much of a simpleton to ever be anything more than average.
  • amorfati601070
    amorfati601070 Posts: 2,890 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I would settle for just slightly below average.

    But what is your definition of "average"?

    Toyota Camry
    Cheeseburger & Fries
    Levi's
    5'11"
    Shimano 105

    2010 Toyota Camry
    Hamburger and Fritos
    Lee’s
    5’10”, more than average for female
    Shiva what?

    Looks I’m pretty average.

    Shimano 105


    We all aspire to SRAM RED eTap

    Amiright?



    Fixed that for you.
  • amorfati601070
    amorfati601070 Posts: 2,890 Member
    ON a scale of Somewhat Average to Extremely Avereage I would say I am moderately average.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I would settle for just slightly below average.

    But what is your definition of "average"?

    Toyota Camry
    Cheeseburger & Fries
    Levi's
    5'11"
    Shimano 105

    2010 Toyota Camry
    Hamburger and Fritos
    Lee’s
    5’10”, more than average for female
    Shiva what?

    Looks I’m pretty average.

    Shimano 105


    We all aspire to SRAM RED eTap

    Amiright?



    Fixed that for you.

    I'm not worthy.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I heard there's some hawt average people in here 😃 not disappointed 🔥
  • Eric77206
    Eric77206 Posts: 10 Member
    Oh this is my thread! Lol
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Wears black always to blend in and drives a mom car. Yup, just gonna slip in here and join you virtually unnoticed.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I'm average height and weight

    Just like me...



    except girth and length, not height and weight.
  • jrhodes8402
    jrhodes8402 Posts: 44 Member
    I keep my Christmas lights up all year round.

    This! Just yes!!!
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    I’m just here for the *average girls and guys*
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I’m just here to see what it’s like to be average. 🤔
  • ccpinnick
    ccpinnick Posts: 32 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    I’m the epitome of the average Joe - quite the simpleton I’d say

    My closet has blue, black, and gray in it...
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    I'm totally average