We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            Because I wasn’t built for a weak man. I talk back and I have a smart *kitten* mouth.0
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            She spread rumors that I was a man 😲 a weak man at that!
What a 😾mouth!!0 - 
            she was too gossipy. always believing rumors0
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            He whispered behind my back starting those rumors
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            She wasn't into ornithology #missionsanjuancapistrano.

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            I had to Google all our conversations0
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            she was constantly googling herself0
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            He was always ogling others0
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            She kept tabs open on her ex...0
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            Told me stories about pouring tab cola on his ex during *kitten*0
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            I found the neighbour hiding in our closet.. in pieces 😳0
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            I caught her eating what appeared to be a foot. She said it was candy given to her by her ex.0
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            Was always questioning what I was feeding her...
Just eat your meat Woman!!!🍖0 - 
            Never wanted to eat the meat I brought home. No matter where I said I got it from.0
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            Sometimes a person needs his veggies as well0
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            Was always trying to turn me into a Vegan0
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            Wanted me to wear her heels.0
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            She didn’t like my cooking 🤷🏻♂️0
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            The only thing he ever cooked was Microwave popcorn0
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            She never shared her popcorn with me. :-(0
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            Got upset when I switched to Fiddle Faddle0
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            Giggled like a 12 year old every time I offered her Poppycock.0
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            The words that came out of her mouth 😲0
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            She constantly tried to wash my mouth out with soap.0
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            She was always foaming at the mouth. I didn’t want rabies. 😬0
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            Every time I brushed my teeth she'd shoot me with a tranquilizer gun0
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            She thought my nerf gun was a traquilizer gun0
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            He tried to defend our home with a Nerf gun1
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            She thought living in a van was home.0
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            He wasn't impressed nor felt complimented that I would live with him in a camper van down by the river.1
 
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