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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Had waaaaay longer legs and I was jealous0
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Was jealous about my legs and wanted to shorten them1
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She played too many pranks with rubber spiders.0
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He played too many pranks with rubbers and knocked several others up.0
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She woke me at 3am to tell me knock knock jokes0
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He didn't laugh at my jokes.0
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She laughed at ALL my jokes..0
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lol He kept asking too many questions.0
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And she thought they were jokes...0
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He told too many jokes.0
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I asked just once "where's the meat" and she threw me out.
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My meat wasn't good enough for her0
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Never shared his bananas.0
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She was bananas 🤪0
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She was always just . and never !0
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It involved avocados. All I can say.0
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He wanted me to always rub an avocado all over him. It was weird. I advised lotion instead but he threw a fit.0
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Was biting the wrong banana1
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Kept asking her daddy to show me his meat. AND his vegetables. 😬0
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He was clumsy. 🤷♀️0
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his accuracy was not the greatest. had to add lasers sights to all his weapons0
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He wanted to be a bird so I pushed him out of a tree and said fly. But he lied. He had no wings.0
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I was playing with matches 😏0
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His Aquavelva hairspray caught fire. Just a little too close to the flame.0
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