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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She could out dance me.0
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He was always stealing my tiny shorts - and pulled them off better than me!1
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Dudes were always pulling down her shorts, no matter where we went.0
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Wouldn’t deliver me breakfast in bed0
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Never got out of bed0
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Always wanted to play barbies0
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Didn't share the breakfast0
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Shared his breakfast constantly. Never closed his mouth when chewing, so I got eggs, a bit of bacon...1
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Didn't like how I lovingly fed him like a baby bird0
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She refused to let me cut up my own meat. I like to go out to eat but the stares were embarrassing.0
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She was always embarrassed when with me. Look, it was hot, thats the only reason I wore those *kitten*-less jeans0
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His jeans revealed his tattoo. Who tattoos a heart with the word “Mama” on their derrière?0
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She couldn't stand being in second place, even though there were still 10 after her, so second wasn't that bad imo0
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He was always on MFP threads😎0
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You havent seen the next photo in the series he took. That thumb went right up his nose and picked it
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Caught him sending spies to watch me shower.0
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She took in strays. Men, harem members, little fuzzy cute things.0
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She gave her cat a better Christmas gift.0
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He just disappeared one day
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How's it going?
She sold my father's ashes, but kept the urn.0 -
halflingpie wrote: »How's it going?
She sold my father's ashes, but kept the urn.
It's going good
He kicked me 🥺0 -
She sleeps upside-down like a bat.0
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They pushed me out of the boat for fun. 😬0
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She couldn't swim.0
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His idea of teaching me to swim included attaching an anchor to my leg
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She kept calling the kids an anchor.0
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Didn't had room for me in the boat0
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He dropped me off in the woods and said I couldn’t come home until I found a cache. I’m still searching. 😭0
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He got engaged to someone else When that didn't work out he married my now former best friend. It's kind of funny..now.0
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