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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    tnh2o wrote: »
    He got engaged to someone else When that didn't work out he married my now former best friend. It's kind of funny..now.

    She refused to call me “she” until I grew my hair passed my shoulders again.

  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Minion_training_program wrote: »
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    He dropped me off in the woods and said I couldn’t come home until I found a cache. I’m still searching. 😭

    lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    I sent an eerie picture one time and now he won’t come out from under the desk. Sorry, bae, it’s safe again. 😂
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    She could only get 'happy" if i called her this G word again and again.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He always expected me to clap for him.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She wouldn’t wax anything 🤣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She lies! I would never kick her! 😮
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    She gave me the clap
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    She gave me the clap

    Have I told you I hate you today? 🤣

  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She stopped bringing me coffee. I had to make my own this morning. The shock! The horror. 😱
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    She gave me the clap

    Have I told you I hate you today? 🤣

    No, it's been 26 hours. I am losing my touch🤣

    @Cat and I initially did break up but then I got butt implants and she immediately came back.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was still with his ex.. we just had a little fling :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I had a fling with her until I found out that she had one with MY happi. He’s only allowed to have flings with PD. To the curb, Jo!
  • The_Tyler_project
    The_Tyler_project Posts: 313 Member
    She ran away with the pool guy
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He always called me "His Project" you know ... the one that went bad 🥴
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She had a projection chart of where our relationship should be. Under the December 2020 entry it said "Shopping for doilies". Im out
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    He didn't like my logical thinking
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
    Because you kept kicking me out of bed
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    edited August 2020
    She always wanted me to dress in head to toe orange in public. Said it was because I was her main squeeze, but I need variety!
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She stored all her extra pop tarts on my side of the closet.
  • Nanalove2018
    Nanalove2018 Posts: 283 Member
    His closet was filled with pop tarts!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She threw me out after I called her my "Tart" ! 😧
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She never got me a tart. 3ven after I showed her the best local bakery to find them. :-(
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Wouldn’t buy his own tarts. Gave me money and made me go into the bakery to buy them for him. Then wouldn’t share!!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Went to the bakery and came back with tarts when I specifically asked for PopTarts. She was always getting too posh on me.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,440 Member
    She didn't want to share and rule hell together
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I d rather go to heaven and the Devil was in the details
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I d rather go to heaven and the Devil was in the details
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She was constantly repeating herself to get my attention. I heard you the first time. 😉
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was always criticizing me when I was trying to get my point across. 😒
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    Kept stealing my shoes

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