We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    She gave her cat a better Christmas gift.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He just disappeared one day :(
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    How's it going?

    She sold my father's ashes, but kept the urn.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    halflingpie wrote: »
    How's it going?

    She sold my father's ashes, but kept the urn.

    It's going good :)

    He kicked me 🥺
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    She sleeps upside-down like a bat.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    They pushed me out of the boat for fun. 😬
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    She couldn't swim.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    His idea of teaching me to swim included attaching an anchor to my leg :/
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    She kept calling the kids an anchor.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,361 Member
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    Didn't had room for me in the boat
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    He dropped me off in the woods and said I couldn’t come home until I found a cache. I’m still searching. 😭
  • tnh2o
    tnh2o Posts: 158 Member
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    He got engaged to someone else When that didn't work out he married my now former best friend. It's kind of funny..now.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,361 Member
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    Cat0703a wrote: »
    He dropped me off in the woods and said I couldn’t come home until I found a cache. I’m still searching. 😭

    lmao 🤣🤣🤣
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    tnh2o wrote: »
    He got engaged to someone else When that didn't work out he married my now former best friend. It's kind of funny..now.

    She refused to call me “she” until I grew my hair passed my shoulders again.

  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    Minion_training_program wrote: »
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    He dropped me off in the woods and said I couldn’t come home until I found a cache. I’m still searching. 😭

    lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    I sent an eerie picture one time and now he won’t come out from under the desk. Sorry, bae, it’s safe again. 😂
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    She could only get 'happy" if i called her this G word again and again.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    He always expected me to clap for him.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She wouldn’t wax anything 🤣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She lies! I would never kick her! 😮
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    She gave me the clap

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