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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2020
    He thought I smelt funny, when in actual fact he had a very short backbone, his nose was too close to his own.. :D jk



    He was more margarine than butter :D
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She loved butter so much she dipped her butterfingers in butter.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    She loved fingers so much that she dipped hers in butter and...oh my
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Keeping him now that I know he’s a genius!
  • CandycaneDimondSparkle
    CandycaneDimondSparkle Posts: 1,701 Member
    Made me pay every time we went shopping
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Wore the same heels every day this week. Didn’t understand that variety is the spice of life so I found something spicier.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Shr wore jalapenos on her toes and stuck them in my face while I slept.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Caught him eating jalapenos off some chicks feet.. busted
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited July 2020
    Kept introducing me as "some chick". Now "some cat", I understand but chick? Noooo.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    It's not so much that we broke up as much as I was able to escape my chains.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
    Was wearing a chastity belt with a strong chain. A little tag said "Property of PD" on it
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    He couldn't get over the fact PD wouldn't share.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Didn’t. I still have the key 😏
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    We haven't. As she has the key to my heart as well as that silly belt she slid on my while I was drugged.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Him? What? Never seen him before. We were never together.

    *Pushes DW back inside his cage*
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    We wanted to adopt Cat, but she said she was already hers and didn't want to share
  • CountryGirlatHeart97
    CountryGirlatHeart97 Posts: 590 Member
    He only wanted me for one thing.....
    As a woman of the 21st century that didn't go down too well.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I can't talk about it, I'm traumatised🥺
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    was drinking all the alcohol at our beach bar and we never had enough for our guests :D
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    She had a secret beach bar - not sharing = not caring
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    Always wanted to drink alcohol instead of just talk
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Talk is cheap... Now bring me a Martini!! 🍸😋
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She charged me 50 cents per minute to talk to her. She said it was cheap but it started to encroach on my coffee fund.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    Didn't had money anymore to buy me coffee
  • toriann319
    toriann319 Posts: 994 Member
    My dark brown eyes were too demonic.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    toriann319 wrote: »
    My dark brown eyes were too demonic.

    You misunderstood, they were not demonic enough
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I refused to tattoo the mark of the beast on my forehead.
  • CountryGirlatHeart97
    CountryGirlatHeart97 Posts: 590 Member
    She was too pretty
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    Cat0703a wrote: »
    I refused to tattoo the mark of the beast on my forehead.

    I was thinking different spot, but whatever... :tongue:
    naturalbeautydream97 wrote: »
    She was too pretty

    She was too colourfull for me
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    edited July 2020
    I became insecure: their abs were harder and yellower than mine

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