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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He thought I smelt funny, when in actual fact he had a very short backbone, his nose was too close to his own..
jk
He was more margarine than butter0 -
She loved butter so much she dipped her butterfingers in butter.0
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She loved fingers so much that she dipped hers in butter and...oh my0
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Keeping him now that I know he’s a genius!0
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Made me pay every time we went shopping0
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Wore the same heels every day this week. Didn’t understand that variety is the spice of life so I found something spicier.0
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Shr wore jalapenos on her toes and stuck them in my face while I slept.0
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Caught him eating jalapenos off some chicks feet.. busted0
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Kept introducing me as "some chick". Now "some cat", I understand but chick? Noooo.0
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It's not so much that we broke up as much as I was able to escape my chains.0
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Was wearing a chastity belt with a strong chain. A little tag said "Property of PD" on it1
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He couldn't get over the fact PD wouldn't share.1
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Didn’t. I still have the key 😏0
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We haven't. As she has the key to my heart as well as that silly belt she slid on my while I was drugged.0
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Him? What? Never seen him before. We were never together.
*Pushes DW back inside his cage*1 -
We wanted to adopt Cat, but she said she was already hers and didn't want to share0
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He only wanted me for one thing.....
As a woman of the 21st century that didn't go down too well.0 -
I can't talk about it, I'm traumatised🥺0
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was drinking all the alcohol at our beach bar and we never had enough for our guests1
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She had a secret beach bar - not sharing = not caring0
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Always wanted to drink alcohol instead of just talk0
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Talk is cheap... Now bring me a Martini!! 🍸😋0
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She charged me 50 cents per minute to talk to her. She said it was cheap but it started to encroach on my coffee fund.0
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Didn't had money anymore to buy me coffee0
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My dark brown eyes were too demonic.0
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toriann319 wrote: »My dark brown eyes were too demonic.
You misunderstood, they were not demonic enough0 -
I refused to tattoo the mark of the beast on my forehead.0
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She was too pretty0
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I refused to tattoo the mark of the beast on my forehead.
I was thinking different spot, but whatever...naturalbeautydream97 wrote: »She was too pretty
She was too colourfull for me0 -
I became insecure: their abs were harder and yellower than mine0
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