We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Minion_training_program wrote: »
Yes i did, i had tomatoes, unions, lettuche...alll packed on that big burger i had for lunch
Whatever works. 😂
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He was always thinking of other women when speaking to me. 😉0
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Always causing trouble.0
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I couldn't understand her accent. Needed translator. 😂0
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Claimed he only understood Pig Latin0
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I didn't know we broke up!0
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He still had a thing for his ex
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She insisted that I be okay with her basement "guests" 😬0
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She doesn't like my basement bar and guest....0
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He was too sweet and innocent, I just couldnt corrupt that
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She thought I was sweet and innocent. She was MUCH wrong 1
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was always taking the bus, even though we had a perfectly good teleporter at home!
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Last time she put me in the teleporter I ended up short a little toe and missing my left kidney 😢0
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Didn’t have both her little toes and they’re my favorites. It’s just not the same without the “Weeeee all the way home.”0
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Loved my pet piglet more than me... 🥺0
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Wouldn’t change her username to Masyn333 for me even though 3 is my favourite number.0
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Always talking about threesomes 😲0
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Got his side chick preggo0
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Always accusing me of having had a Sex Change! 😟0
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She wouldn't shave her legs0
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I saw she had better sunglasses than me.. I just can't, I would have never worked out0
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She had multiple personalities. 4 of them were fine, 1 was angry, 3 were scary and 1 was just downright evil.0
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Liked to borrow my shoes0
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I borrowed her high heels a bit too much0
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He wouldn’t leave me alone0
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I ment he wouldn’t leave my shoes alone lol0
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She had a foot fetish. 0
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He said he wouldn't move for love0
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She's was always eating broccoli and was very gassy lol 😂1
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